Gordon Forsythe

Why am I so sad that I know what the majority of the things in this video are? youtube.com/watch?v=aWfYxg…

happy tax day(?)

@official_php I went to php.net this morning and got a security warning with a cert registered to blrf.net or something like that. It's now on a letsencrypt cert, but might want to get that checked.

meetup.com/blog/introduci… Amazing. Only took 2+ years to figure out allowing both location AND url for a meetup? Genius. Now if they could add 2FA like I've been asking for for at least 5 years?

Happy Post-Skynet Day

@jeremeamia Would be better imo to just provide path and query parameters as an object.

Hypermedia links in an API response are not particularly useful if the link requires the client to use a completely different authentication mechanism than the original request.

Watched the first episode of @blackmirror season 6 last night. Great stuff! #gordonisawful

<opinion> graphql is not a magic bullet. You're just passing complexity to the back end and losing functionality you'd get by default from your browser. It's not faster, and there are better alternatives which give you the same functionality while still remaining RESTful.

assigning this ticket to their ceo

Congrats @Medium you finally got me to completely unsubscribe to the constant stream of clickbait articles. Implement a downvote feature.

@jeremeamia So much boilerplate! Lol

µ, the 3-LOC #PHP micro-framework (that no one should really be using) is now compatible with PHP 8.2. github.com/jeremeamia/mu

TIL there's an "aha" command to convert ANSI colored terminal output to HTML.

@jeremeamia Same

I got zero points. Born in the mid-80’s. Gonna go take some ibuprofen now.

TIL a new punctuation: ⸮ - Percontation Point, signifying a question which cannot properly be given a one-word answer like “yes” or “no”.

And don't mention "Advanced" Roadmaps. All of those features should have gone into Jira proper, not a separate product you have to pay for separately.

Why would anyone ever want to assign a task to more than one person? -- Jira Almost synonymous to "640K ought to be enough for anybody."

Technical debt is a choice.

Reminder that the talented people reporting to you are likely connected to a network of folks that value their work and are happy to poach your people at the first sign of unhappiness with the way you run things. Amplify and empower talent or lose it to others who will.