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@JaneIncMusic i will debate any du west “supporter” that dares face me…!!

@bathroomfaun 😮 you are gonna get torn to shreds by the du west stans!!!

du west fest?? more like poo pest shit!!!!!!!!

i could easily suck the witcher

@Cybersixupdates Excuse me?

to all the people who have called me “dog ass” or “pig dog” today: I hear you. 🙏

what u fail to understand is that I have many bad problems. problems that would make u shit and piss and cry and yet? i don’t place that burden on others around me. i don’t assign blame to the many bastards and losers

several ppl i am in community with have said deeply cruel things about me… suffice it to say the word “dipshit” has been bandied about in a way that makes my toes curl

in 2023 i will become more comfortable with confrontation and reply to Saturday night live’s many desperate/clingy emails to hire me with a firm No… i am committed to being the number one inactive comedian in corso Italia Toronto Canada

@tuckedpaw oh maybe we should also merge the universe of William Shakespeare with paw patrol smdh…

@tuckedpaw to insult mamma Mia like this…

my contributions to the group chat are being met with deafening silence... and that's ok!!!!

@nordicshrew @torontosara i like to hear Chris’ thoughts from time to time i can admit that!!

@bathroomfaun i know @torontosara was holding a similar sentiment at one point… i might do it…

hmm… i’ll consider it. but what would i even say on there…

@nordicshrew chrissy

poirot: the fact remains that monsieur is quite interested in moisture, and his gentleman friend WAS drowned suspect: this is outrageous! i hate moist stuff! i hate the word itself! poirot [eyes hardening]: then perhaps monsieur could explain why he named his first son Dampnel?

@nordicshrew thank you

firing squad NCO: you could save yourself if you agree to watch a Poirot movie where Kenneth Branagh plays the famed Belgian detective me: i will watch the Poirot series starring David Suchet. i shan't accept branagh as poirot. NCO: very well [8 bullets tear through my chest]

@ddoorroo the brims…

smiling with genuine warmth and wet glassy eyes as i fast forward through The Voice season 22

“I’m a creep” “I’m a weirdo” ok?? Well im Tom!!!!!!!

@ddoorroo peanut 🙂