Austin Cole

@IraSchoffel Terrible decision

Calling that timeout ... with this team ... when you have a chance to go into the half down 13 ... I don't get it.

Love that college football insists on calling it a “2-minute timeout”. Like they had to differentiate themselves from the 2-minute warning

I heard @sama is leaving @OpenAI to take over Grok. Care to comment @elonmusk?

@ConnerGP1 What’s going on here

I get it now but like even more so. 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

If Trevor Lawrence throws 1+ regular season touchdown pass to Tim Tebow this season, we’ll buy every person who likes and retweets this tweet an NFL jersey of their choice. (Must be following us to claim)

@PFTCommenter Ice cream is such an underrated play today

Todays pick’s: Wings (hot) Wings (lemon pepper) Beer tower Nachos? TV Fries Salad sike Forgeting to bet on the Texas verse Texas tech game becuz it snuck up on me Beer tower Nachos. Ice cream Oklahoma State -6.5

@justnfields if you want to play football this fall, you can always transfer to FSU #thirdtimesacharm

Our long national nightmare is over. Football is finaly back today

Joe Burrow looks like what Macaulay Culkin should have looked like as an adult.

@ConnerGP1 @PardonMyTake

@stoolpresidente it’s DMCA not DCMA

@TeamJuJu So can ice be wet? Ice is a solid surface that can have a liquid stick to it, therefore by your definition it can be wet. And since ice is just frozen water you can further conclude that water can, in fact, be wet

Fact of the day: Water is not wet. Water is a liquid that wets things. “Wet" is the condition of a liquid sticking to a solid surface, such as water wetting our skin. We CAN NOT say that water is wet, because it takes a liquid AND a solid to define the term "wet." 🤷🏾‍♂️

@PFTCommenter @ConnerGP1

Well im certanly never gambling ever again ever

@KimKardashian When you can’t tell if she’s being serious or making a joke...

My husband is the most brilliant person, the most genius person that I know. He has broken so many boundaries, everything from music, stage design, fashion and culture and will continue to change the world.

@kanyewest @ConnerGP1 it was “checks over stripes” that set him off

@holy_schnitt Hey @francisbarstool, don’t look now but your tweet has more likes and retweets than @holy_schnitt #MissionAccomplished

you’re right i’m pretty great thanks francis

@francisbarstool you should be Dexter for Halloween

@PatMcAfeeShow John from Georgia is one of the most entertaining callers in talk show history

@ESPYS Arthur Ashe Courage Award twitter.com/sportscenter/s…