Brandon Costolnick

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

as soon as you start marching in lockstep with your wife, life gets exponentially easier all the old tropes about "the old ball and chain" that were baked into our brains from sitcoms growing up don't need to be your life spot on from @BarstoolBigCat

Fans joining the Blade Gang is basically the Sabres equivalent of the runners who joined Forest Gump.

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

Chanting Swayman in my living room right now….lets go boys!!!

“Being married to your true partner and having a good marriage is a superpower in life. Where it’s like you feel like every problem can be beaten because there’s two of you… If I have a problem she has a problem, if she has a problem I have a problem and we tackle it together. Knowing someone who always has your back is a superpower” -@BarstoolBigCat

Dog was just waiting for his opportunity to get on the couch haha.

Lindy's Daily Deadpan: Asked about Ostlund's ENG, Ruff said, "The scouting report on Pastrnak when he's in goal is you've got to go 5-hole." #Sabres

It’s a good trade and I hate that cause I wanna be pissed at beane but that feels like great value…..Trades 1 and 3

“We do not win the last two Stanley Cups. We do not go to the finals the year before without him.” Alex Lyon gets the nod for tonight’s game and @TKACHUKycheese_ had nothing but high praise for him.

Hearing that Terry AND Kim Pegula are in Boston for the playoff game and not at 1 Bills Drive for the NFL draft.

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

need to establish some rules on the “swayman” chant for game 5: rule 1: no chant if he’s currently pitching a shutout rule 2: no chant if the puck is in the sabres’ zone thank you for your time.

JOSH ALLEN WITH THE GREATEST DRUM OF ALL TIME‼️ #LetsGoBuffalo | @BuffaloBills

JA17 gets things kicked off with banging the drum and chugging a beer. #LetsGoBuffalo #NHLBruins #BillsMafia

team win % by QB when defense allows 28+ points: 0.800 - Josh Allen (4-1) 0.400 - Trevor Lawrence (2-3) 0.333 - Bo Nix (1-2) 0.333 - Kirk Cousins (1-2) 0.333 - Caleb Williams (2-4) 0.333 - Jared Goff (2-4) 0.250 - Aaron Rodgers (1-3) 0.250 - Matthew Stafford (1-3) 0.250 - Justin Fields (1-3) 0.250 - Dak Prescott (2-7) 0.167 - Baker Mayfield (1-5) 0.167 - Joe Flacco (1-5) 0.111 - Cam Ward (1-8) 0.000 - Drake Maye (0-1) 0.000 - Patrick Mahomes (0-3) 0.000 - Marcus Mariota (0-4) 0.000 - Lamar Jackson (0-5) 0.000 - Brady Cook (0-4) 0.000 - Jaxson Dart (0-5) 0.000 - Jacoby Brissett (0-7) 0.000 - Tua Tagovailoa (0-7) 0.000 - Geno Smith (0-7) *2025 regular season

Start em young I guess.