bev

sometimes that guy is a girl and she's now working towards getting 500 hours in mewgenics

@tranz_schubert they put jordan peterson in this during his medically induced coma in russia

ah forget it

i went in for a bra fitting today and the associate greeted me and immediately bare fisted my boobs under my shirt for the longest 3 seconds of my life. she then promptly told me my size and picked out the best fitting bra i've worn in my entire lifetime

@FR0TTAGEC0RE thank you ms mollard, trans women all around the world are erecting statues in your honor. or are trying their hardest to, at least

transgender women on this website you are all so beautiful

@tranz_schubert you're so pretty oomfie

just another day in my beautiful chud life

@value_meal_ extremely /pos

Do I look autistic be honest no jokes

omg girl i didnt know you were trans until you spent the past 5 hours talking about ur most recent binding of isaac run

@tranz_schubert im gonna start following you more now oomf, what's ur address and place of work?

Stop unfollowing me right this instant.

@value_meal_ send me some loaf oomf

Trust da process

Tbh i really liked this request i can think of Maisie being very maternal towards Isaac #mewgenics #mewgenicsfanart

baby trans guy that moves to philly and slowly becomes more philly dickhead over the course of his transition: "go birds tdick head"

when its your birthday at @texasroadhouse and the butchy waitress on t busts out the sybian, so you gotta gag yourself with cinnamon buttered dinner rolls while all the other diners give you a big texas yeehawwww

@babyknifespice that's okay, i know the cure

i’m Sick

@thespookymunch why

sticking my hand in the toilet

@bugmode i didn't give a shit either, until she sent a suspicious package of meat to my front door. surrounding my house in wild cats

@beverlypuff I do not give a shit

Firm believer that everyone from Maryland is funny asf besides Stacy Cay

@thespookymunch i need to binge ted and eat lots of ice cream again

@beverlypuff ive been watching the show nonstop

my march

@value_meal_ its... okay 😤😕

@beverlypuff I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

March movies ! Forgot to post the other day so here it is