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Idk there’s just something about that fox in How to Disappear Completely being obsessed with wedding rings… especially him giving back the FIRST one and running off with a SECOND… HMMMMM #htdc 🤔

@anni3hall And to me it just parallels RinkoMania a little… Mike couldn’t pick up on El being uncomfortable? Maggie can’t pick up on how uncomfortable Mike was after the fingering incident? You’ve been together ten years and you CAN’T TELL?? Just yapping about how hot it was.

@biggestsquid Yes! I was really glad when the therapist at marriage counseling addressed consent in the last chapter, it was starting to feel uncomfortable tbh

my HTDC #truthnuke: i know I should feel sorry for Maggie because she’s just a victim of the circumstances but I would absolutely throw her under a bus if it meant Will and Mike getting their happy ending

and this is a reminder to readers, if you love a fic and you want it to continue. ENGAGE WITH IT!!! kudos are fine but take a few seconds to comment even if its just short, make sure the author knows you like it. and for the love of FUCK stop only reading completed works

The ga is always under tweets about queer ships critizing shipping culture and saying the show is more than just the ships, but they never do this to straight ships. Wonder what that's about.

it does kind of kill me that mike being gay explains most if not all of his behavior and they still chose to make plot hole soup instead. homophobia wins over writing something coherent again. many such cases

@7missedclouds x.com/biggestsquid/s… I’ve been tryingggg

#htdctwt @htdctwt can u become a thing so i can start talking to other people about the narrative implications of professor squeaks and brother aldwyn in byler's developing relationship or perhaps even what their brief dnd informs us of the party as Le Grown Ups #htdctwt PLEAAASE

@yaoiputaaa Into it, on top of it, under it. Whatever you want, PLEASE

i was 2k words into a short fic abt trailer park princess will and drug dealer mike. thinking abt if i should revisit it and finish, but like would y'all be into it?? 🤔

will's heterophobia is integral to his character

@dios_bando But you’re right. That boy shouldn’t be working 😩💅

@dios_bando CEO Mike has discovered that his secretary, Will, has been borrowing money from the company (in cahoots with an accountant). Mike says he won’t fire him or call the police, IF he can pay him back in sexual favors every week, for the amount of time it would take to pay back on 1/2

i didn’t get the first part but will doesn’t work so how does he have a salary? he gets just enough allowance from mike to be able to by whatever he wants but not enough to be able to save up and leave

@balkanfinalgirl They couldn’t wait six months to do an interview to answer questions they’ve already answered. I’ll give it three years.

what if i said i think there’s going to be a spinoff announcement in less than 5 years

@nsfwkaru Will I be shot if I say frat Mike 🫣

What are some different Mike variants aside from werehare and bravebyers that I could use for Will-centred smut?

@jikook4pran @himbobi_wan Reminds me of Mike and Will from this omegaverse fic I’m reading… archiveofourown.org/works/82689981 archiveofourown.org/works/84219006

paladin prince sir michael wheeler and his pretty cleric william “magic” byers

@jeaanmoreau I can’t DM you, would you be able to send it my way, please?

you know what if anyone wants this 6min voice note on how to write sex scenes discussing: * writing process * keeping characters IC * avoiding repetitiveness * realism/immersion dm me! ✨ (for free obviously i was joking)

@lynbugxo They said their true passion was in directing (NOT writing), didn’t they? I’m dying to know if they directed Finn that way, or they’re really so SUPERHETERO™️ that they really couldn’t see it.

what gets me as someone who grew up acting is like. if I was in a show and was constantly doing things that made it seem like my character was in love with a character they shouldn’t be in love with, my director would yell at me and make me stop before the final performance.

@CINNAM0NCIDER I don’t know anyone that doesn’t take off their shoes at home. I need to know where this stereotype keeps coming from 😭😭

@lynbugxo “Is he still gay?” Mike’s always like ‘Maggie did nothing wrong!’ every 20 minutes. Idk, that question struck me as pretty fuckin’ rude, my dude. Maybe that’s just me though.

htdc you will always be famous to me

Maybe there’s something WRONG with that FIRST WEDDING ring. Maybe maybe.

Idk there’s just something about that fox in How to Disappear Completely being obsessed with wedding rings… especially him giving back the FIRST one and running off with a SECOND… HMMMMM #htdc 🤔

What I imagine you guys look like as you realize, in real time, just how fucking slow a reader I am…as you watch me like your Byler micro-fic piece by piece.