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@braindeadplaps fair point, in my defense i don’t know you yet, for real. but where’s this place? do they sell gatorade, like am i gonna find my favorite drink?

@blithebehavior you think of me so little? of course i have a place for beer.

brits, say bottle of water real quick. lemme test something 😌🙂‍↔️

@britplaps cream spot that’s known for having a huge selection, like a huge mountain of flavors and forms, and i think it’s 100% worth the trip to check it out. 😁

@britplaps you’re on american ground now, so if you’re not just hanging with your own friends and staying way too closed off, i feel like you’ll be hanging with one of us pretty soon, fr. there’s this ice (cont.)

@blithebehavior No that doesn’t mean— Ugh… you’re having a laugh at me aren’t ya ? You think my accent’s funny !

@nepokickings yea, it’ll be super fun to hang out after a long while and you can also tell me what’s been going on in your life, like all the hot news!

@blithebehavior yeah, we can go. it’ll be like a friend date.

yeah man, missed you. i got taller? you got taller dude!

@goalkeeperplaps you’re not super kind, are you? i ain’t dumb, dude. 🫩

@blithebehavior that just makes you sound dumber than i did.

𝙩𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙖𝙮.ᐟ ⠀ 6’2. football star. ‘straight’. complete asshole. virgin. your next heartbreak. uncut. big in the front, bigger in the back. ⠀

⁣　⁣ 　 𝐂𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐍 📚 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒.⁣⁣ 　 40. homosexual. strict bottom. 　 high school english teacher. best single dad ever. secret fetishist. 　⁣

@GOONISMS ( staying in the room, it is, then. he’s collapsing back on the couch with his hands holding a bottle of gatorade, almost desperately, before he’s opening it and chugging on it — how he missed that, rookie. )

@nepokickings hey, what about that new restaurant everyone’s talking about in town?

@blithebehavior wherever you wanna go, i’ll take us.

@nepokickings does it mean you’re driving us to where ever i feel like going?

@blithebehavior ‘course it can, we can do whatever you want today too!

@GOONISMS ( he finally drops the embrace and they’re side by side, drenched in sweat and musk blending together. he’s grinning, face so close to that pit. ) okay, leader. where we going?

@nepokickings the day i return and the same day i get to spend with my best friend. can it get any better?

@blithebehavior i mean it dude, it could happen. and i’m always free for you dude!

@braindeadplaps beers? at what spot? we literally can’t buy drinks!

@blithebehavior as you should. god i need a beer after interacting with one of them brits !

@GOONISMS ( it’s a real close embrace, even squeezing a bit as they hug. he didn’t notice before ez is so beefy and comfortable and warm until now. he’s smiling all silly before the words kick in. ) i—i’m sorry.

@nepokickings uh—huh, you’re just optimistic to make me feel better, right? ping me when you’re free, we have to catch up!

@blithebehavior never say never man, you could be a later bloomer. might be even taller than me one day.

@braindeadplaps i love US !!!

@blithebehavior hehe, well no matter, all hail america, country of freedom !

@GOONISMS ( he’s salivating, eyes mega bambi-sized as he stares at the gatorade bottle, then instantly comes in for a super tight, intimate embrace. their scents are definitely blending while they hug. )

@braindeadplaps yep, that’s the whole thing! you nailed it, danny.

@blithebehavior thinking they're smarter than than us just because they are posh and drink tea instead of coffee or energy drinks!