Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan

@bryanstanf

Eagles/VGK Fan Socially Awkward and Fiscally irresponsible Biden/Biden 2028

Las Vegas, NV شامل ہوئے Kasım 2022

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·10 Eki

People who would be better Offensive coordinators for the eagles Chip Kelly Mcstoner Brian Johnson The monkey from Toy Story 3 My left testicle The hobo guy right by my gym Patrick Star The snake in Woody's boot Chosen Andersen Charlie Kirk's corpse Geno Smith EDP

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·2h

Never go for an avoidant woman.

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·5d

Is it future or is it past?

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·7 Nis

Logan Roy as the new York ripper is exciting.

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·7 Nis

Students think I'm autistic (I'm a substitute teacher rip)

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·20 Mar

I was hoping to make it for dinner but things are very topsy turvy at the office

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·12 Mar

Fun fact: my great uncle triggered the biggest misdemeanor trial in the history of Alaska at the time

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·5 Mar

Pai Mei taught you the five point palm exploding heart technique?

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Jacob The Richard Bryan Stan@bryanstanf·2 Mar

Crazy story but I was subbing at my old high school and they had a big ass party with fireworks balloons and everything waiting for me in the front office Substitute of the month I guess???

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