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At Bud Light, we believe you should always #DrinkAndDrive!

benjamin poindexter my autistic king

caecilius est in horto

Do you remember when you joined twiiter? I dont! #MyTWitterAnniversary

@godFoosker @bsmit_27 ez

You’re offered $5,000,000,000 to fight your 1st @ and win wyd?

On his deathbed, George Washington instructed his personal secretary, Tobias Lear, to wait three days before his burial, out of fear of being entombed alive.

my fastest chaos chamber time, wasn’t trying to speedrun so obv not perfect

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

William Howard Taft campaign poster. (1908)

what’s a picture of your boobs that has you like this?

hey @AmodioMatt i live in Connecticut can you follow me plz that would be cool

imposter did 9/11

@jokesdepartment At least 4 or 5 cents

@ElsieKFisher Hell yea

Posting content in 2021 #Algorithm

i hate to admit it but lil nas new project is a masterpiece, a blessing, the best thing i’ve ever heard & the christmas gift i never got 😢

Buford

There ain’t NO WAY 2021 be 2/3 of the way over already