they call me “the beaver”

love isn’t real

@ValentinaForSOS damn this is retarded. snowflake

You Do Not Defy Jesus Christ.

fuck the guns. i’m voting for @laurenboebert so i can get a handy when and wherever i want

big fat load of cum

i’ll see you in hell

anyone else have liquid poops in the walgreens parking lot today?

They thought Obama was back in office.

I’m so high and I can’t stop laughing at this

Her parents work at Lockheed Martin

“where the hoes at?” me when the hoes arrive:

@_zan_ just guys bein dudes

Ya know, I had written Obama off as a war criminal, but this new information makes me think he might be a cool dude

@belmont_confess what

“someone should make a corecore edit but with wellcore”

@belmont_confess no

“Selling Moon River Wristband! 2 day- 270$”

@belmont_confess busted

“Who took a shit in front of the JAAC”

@belmont_confess need top

…10 minutes max. Thank you in advance!” redcap.link/MHNash

“hey y'all! I am doing a project with NAMI Davidson Co. to help them identify what needs exist in Nashville! You don't need to live here full time just be a student! No matter if you live with mental illness or not, you are welcome to take the survey! It should take about…

Sam Pittman’s rack has me BARKING

don’t get me wrong, i love the vacation lifestyle but god damn do i miss my squatty potty & bidet

@belmont_confess i see no problem here

“so sorry to anyone helping move in kennedy today i am taking the hugest dump and holding up the line so bad”

@2xwho_2xyou tiny ass arena

Nah man…. This is so corny