Ryan Mitchell 🧀

There's one prompt I use that has seriously elevated my content game. It's helped me get international clients from a small corner of the world called New Zealand. Are you ready? It's absolutely revolutionary. The prompt is called 'using my brain'.

I've abandoned traditional client acquisition methods for something far more revolutionary. Every morning I stand at our 3rd floor window and wave at passing traffic for 2 hours. It's not just waving - it's Manual Attention Arbitrage in the Physical Awareness Economy. I've already signed three clients who saw me and thought, "That man needs help. Or maybe he needs clients." My competitors are still doing boring outreach while I'm developing carpal tunnel from pure business development. When a prospect asked about our unique selling proposition, I just showed them my worn-out waving arm. Yesterday a driver crashed while staring at me. That's what I call "stopping traffic with your offer." My team called it "embarrassing" until I rebranded it as "Outdoor Impression Optimisation." No more SEO or cold email. Just me, a window, and the raw courage to look unhinged for growth.

i just automated my entire business using AI. don’t even have to lift a finger. now I’m jobless and make weird posts on X all day. does anyone have any work? happy to mop floors.

Here’s a guide to using AI in your agency’s workflow: 9. Call it bro 8. Always ask if it's sure 7. Save your prompts 6. Say please 5. Don’t let it think for you 4. But encourage it think for itself 3. Tell it to ask questions if confused 2. Systemise your IP and expertise 1. Bake it into your own assistant Have I missed anything?

We dangle our 12 week old over the bathroom sink so he can take a dump. Other babies accumulate diaper waste, mine is already mastering resource optimisation. This morning while he was over the sink, I realised: While most 12-week-olds mindlessly soil themselves, my son is learning about elimination communication metrics for optimal bathroom scheduling. We've already redirected $1,427 in diaper savings to his KiwiSaver. The best entrepreneurs control their most basic functions. My son will enter kindergarten with five years of bladder regulation experience and proven track record of disrupting traditional waste management systems. That's not just competitive advantage. That's early discipline. Holding him over that sink isn't about waste elimination, it's about eliminating the waste of untapped human potential.

I'm so proud of my 3-month-old son. He finally found product-market fit. After finishing Alex Hormozi's "100M Offers," he started building businesses and talking. He's now in full monetisation mode. His niche? Teaching other babies how to maximise parent attention for premium milk delivery. You should see his first funnel: 1. Free lead magnet: "The 3am Symphony: Top 5 High-Pitched Squeals That Get Immediate Response" 2. Trip-wire offer: "The Milk Maximizer Method: How to Spit Up Strategically for Bonus Feedings" 3. Core offer: "The Velcro Baby Blueprint: Advanced Techniques for Never Being Put Down" 4. High-ticket: "1-on-1 Head Control Mastery: Perfect Your Disapproving Double Chin" He's already got 300 babies in his Facebook group "Nursery Natives: Build, Scale, Crawl." Most 3-month-olds are just learning to roll over. Mine? He's focusing on scaling his "Baby Brillionaire Blueprint." And yes, I did have to register him as an LLC before his birth certificate. That's just called priorities.

Last Thursday I became a father. Save your congratulations for later. This isn't a time of celebration, it's time to work. Not for me (I'm always on the grind), but for him. First order: getting him indoctrinated into the way of the digital creator so he has a future. Every night I put a thin piece of tape on the bridge of our noses and read him 17 pages of 100M Offers by Alex Hormozi. When he cries, I remind him that humans only care about convenience and speed, and his crying won't help him with his future startups. I command him using my newfound dad authority to breathe through his more-open-than-usual nasal passage thanks to the tape hack; breathing will cure every single one of his problems. Most people call me crazy... Others call it abuse... Priming a child to become an entrepreneur at such a young age. I tell them they're wrong - by not doing what I do, they're setting their children up to be replaced by AI. That's the ultimate form of abuse. We're in the creator economy, and if he wants a fighting chance at his future, he must get used to being uncomfortable. The robot revolution is coming and I don’t want him to get left behind. Growth, no matter what age, happens on the other side of discomfort. hashtag#babieswhoscale

I recently bought a community membership from a popular LinkedIn influencer. Inside was a thriving community, full of like-minded people eager to learn how to land clients on LinkedIn. The influencer was excellent at rallying his troops, making us feel special with access to all his secrets for just $29.99 per month. Every morning we'd start with our mantra: "We are one, write for fun, and they will come." The course was all about writing LinkedIn copy - something our leader had clearly mastered, which made $29.99 feel like stealing. He obviously knew what he was doing because he got lots and lots of likes. After 6 weeks, a pattern emerged. Members complained they all sounded identical, and their only wins came from traditional sales work - not their copy. The mantra was half right: we had become one. One voice, one style, one disappointment. But our leader saw this as the perfect opportunity. "It's normal," he said, barely containing his excitement. "You're ready for the next level..." "In my $299/month Elite Circle, you'll learn the REAL secret: how to sell community memberships to people wanting to learn how to write on LinkedIn." And that, my friends, is how the LinkedIn Ponzi scheme works.

Wanna build a business you actually like being in? Stop: → Selling to everyone → Taking on clients who dont respect you → Second guessing yourself → Working overtime on every customer request → Copying what your competitors do Start: → Being very clear on who you serve → Saying no to d*cks → Systemising your expertise → Protecting your energy → Being authentically you Do this and watch how your mindset and business changes. Anything else you would add?

Building a business is like climbing a mountain. Some days, it feels like a breeze and you're charging through. The ground is flat, and you're coasting along. Other days, you're out of breath, tired, and want to give up. The hill is steep, and you're on the verge of quitting. But just because something is hard doesn’t mean you should quit. Usually, it means you’re on the verge of hitting a peak, where the views will take your breath away. Stop and rest when needed. Find another route if necessary. But get back up and put one foot in front of the other. Enjoy the valleys... The cold, wet feet, the rain and sunshine, the hills and the marsh. Enjoy the journey, and be forever grateful for where you're going.

Entrepreneurship… The constant flow between two states: I’m a genius and know everything!!! and What am I even doing and why am I recording myself talking to a camera??

I have ADHD But it doesn’t have me… Being careful. Of victim mentality. Why can’t I sit still? Wake up, no chill. Mind on 100s of tasks. Running a treadmill. It gives me an edge. It’s how I’m wired. It is my Wedge Energy that’s desired. I use it as fuel. A big gas tank. It got me this far. ADHD I thank. -- Happy ADHD awareness month. (almost forgot to write this lol)

Have you ever tried to hire a marketing agency But all they talk about is themselves? Their awards. Their services. How good they are. Can you relate? Let me know in the comments.

Digital marketing agencies: "Yeah we get plenty of leads from ads!" The leads: "Hey we've created an electric vehicle in our garage that can drive on land and water. Our competitor is Tesla. We want to use Meta ads to sell our product, our budget is $1000 per month."

What I thought mattered when starting my journey as an agency founder: 4. Lots of clients 3. A big team 2. Revenue 1. Being a one stop shop What actually matters: 4. Clients that value us 3. The right team 2. Profit 1. Being a specialist Anything you would add?

At 18 I thought I’d have it all figured out by now. Turns out I will never have everything figured out. The day I accepted it, work became less stressful, and I started enjoying what I do way more. This helped me figured out how to be better at the things that matter.

The old way of running an agency is on its last dance. There is a threat on the horizon that many agencies need to face. Few see it coming, most refuse to believe it will happen. All driven by the deflationary force of technology that is affecting how agencies generate money.

@LaddLaddLadd Oh hard out bro! The best experience.

No amount of money will beat the raw joy of having a laugh with your best mates. Most people forget this.

@loftwah When chat GPT helps me create poems in the tone of writers that I live who have passed away.

What's been your "This is why I love tech" moment?

@krishna_k_s For the content likes brah! haha

What's with the designers and copywriters on X unnecessarily improving pages that already look great!