Bulbasaur

It's been a mild winter, but it's not over yet. I'd hate to evolve only to get my bulb frosted.

@venusaur I can vouch for that.

@littleBulbasaur Though I am hardy and have ample survival skills, I have been known to enjoy four-star accommodations from time to time.

Treecko was telling me about his Pokeball the other day - it's got five bedrooms and a jacuzzi. Good for him, but me? I'm a free Pokemon.

I wouldn't mess with Squirtle, though. He trained with Bas Rutten.

People tell me "sure, grass-type attacks are super effective against the ground type, but what if you're in a bar fight?" I hold my own.

BULBABABABABABABABABA http://1.usa.gov/mFJwQh

For the record, the guy on this shirt is NOT ME. No way I'd get my bulb kicked like that. http://bit.ly/g5CV3G

Roses are red, violets are blue, I herd u liek mudkipz, I'll solarbeam you.

If you can't use Sunny Day, try a Vitamin D supplement. Some fish are rich in vitamin D, but who wants to eat a Magikarp every day?

Saur! Did you think I was gone? Bulbasaurs are perennial.

On a dark night, if you listen closely, you can hear the Ghost... http://bit.ly/bUof7y

What do you mean, the sun is considered fire-type??

If Geodudes aren't native to Isshu, I'm moving there.

RT @metroidbaby: The Pokemon Isshu starters. http://twitpic.com/1n9ktn

Of course evolution is real. How could anyone believe that growing a houseplant out of one's back is intelligent design?

I don't like the look of these new kids. http://bit.ly/9r82X9 Is the one on the right a Bidoof?

I CHOOSE MYSELF.

I said, if you're thinking about playing Pokemon, it don't matter if it's black or white. Shamon!

A couple years ago I had a hoodie with this screenprinted on it, & a little pink broken heart. I thought I was so cool. http://bit.ly/99BBgy