Uptown Dunc

@mrbluejay @bushontheradio Wake me up when jocks are on pal

@bushontheradio I’ve got my deep fried pizza and buck fast ready 👍🏽

I'm not Scottish but I'm seriously tempted to stay up and watch their game. Any other non Scots doing it?

@bushontheradio No

@CO_VikingsFan @OllieThorley This match is like watching Bristol Rovers against Crawley Town

@calboy82 @OllieThorley It’s called banter, mate.

No game on in the middle of the day is the worst part about this World Cup.

@boschful Spot on . Putting the shite matches on earlier. England created football

Worst World Cup in history. Why am I waking up and having to wait until 8pm on a Saturday to watch Switzerland v Qatar and Brazil v Morocco is on at 11pm

@CO_VikingsFan @OllieThorley WTF

@calboy82 @OllieThorley Sorry we don’t cater to Islamic countries

@BBCNews ITV win hands down for studio

Watch Canada's World Cup opening ceremony before co-hosts face Bosnia-Herzegovina bbc.in/4eFviIY

@ValueInvest2095 @DailyMail A girl flying a helicopter?!

@DailyMail The moment I knew there was a female crew member, I immediately assumed she was the pilot and caused the Royal Navy helicopter crash. It seems I may be right. If so, it's ridiculous that diversity is prioritised over competence and safety.

Female pilot died in Royal Navy helicopter crash that also killed two other crew members when it caught fire and plummeted to the ground trib.al/NovrnAY

@BGT The magician fucked it up

Opening the show in style! 🎶 Watch the magnificent cast of Sinatra The Musical perform 'New York, New York' for the #BGT Live Final: youtube.com/watch?v=hEoRWW…

@Emiloju60 @piersmorgan So funny as a mass exodus from Arsenal fans

@piersmorgan Arsenal fans are jokers . Saka got away with a penalty in the first half with that stupid handball and y’all kept quiet.

This referee is a joke. Decision after decision after decision going against us.

@piersmorgan That was a penalty to Arsenal mate

@piersmorgan Lucky that not a 2nd card for penalty. Piers , where are you sat to have that opinion ?

@villashorty @BGT Get a grip sunshine.

@BGT Wow absolutely incredible. One of the best acts ever ❤️

@BGT Erm professional & how many rehearsals. Co producers on London NYE celebrations

@davidgilmour @philmcnulty @pinkfloyd Salvatore Scillaci is our Ivan

My dear friend Dick Parry died this morning. Since I was seventeen, I have played in bands with Dick on saxophone, including Pink Floyd. His feel and tone make his saxophone playing unmistakable, a signature of enormous beauty that is known to millions and is such a big part of songs such as Shine On You Crazy Diamond, Wish You Were Here, Us and Them and Money. He played in the last band I had that included Rick Wright for the On An Island Tour and at Live 8 with Pink Floyd. Here are some pictures of him, including one of him and me playing for the ABC Minors at the Victoria Cinema in Cambridge in 1963.

@SkyFootball @SkySports Toney will be our Toto Sclacci

Thomas Tuchel's England World Cup squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚨

@GraysonCar83246 @JoeMaguire8 Shaw dropped . Crap

@JoeMaguire8 Who would you drop? Guehi? Stones? Konsa? Absolutely no chance. Burn can also play LB too, so he’s a better option. Your families’ sense of entitlement is delusional!

This might possibly be the worst decision I’ve ever seen in my life. No words 😳😳

@JoeMaguire8 Crazy decision pal

@ManUtd Hi

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@SouthamptonFC Ha ha ha ha

Wembley week 🗓️