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thinking about Calvin and Hobbes. where are they now

@ooooahah4 why wouldn’t you be #pornaddict

why am I getting audible ads for just straight smut

fried chicken restaurants are the new millennial burger joint

YOU WILL DIE BY MY BLADE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

@samorawhat genuinely cuz why don’t you fwm anymore what’d I do

@catthdotcom #blocked

guys would it be petty for me to unfollow everything from someone I’d been friends with for years and thought I was good with until they didn’t say anything about my wedding and come to think of it never reached out to chat or try to hangout ever even though we’d been “friends”-

@thelastsane okay cool that makes me feel validated

@catthdotcom nah seems reasonable to me, my friend had this exact situation and she unfollowed the person and has been happier since

And vice versa. They don’t like any of my stuff, and lowk it does hurt my feelings because we never had like a falling out or anything so idk why they’d be weird towards me. But also maybe I’m reading into it too much? I genuinely do not know.

since 2020? Like through the years it’s always been me going like hey let’s get coffee and to their credit they’d say yes but they’d never invite me to anything, they didn’t even ask for an invite to my wedding, and they haven’t said congrats or ANYTHING but they still follow me

I love my husband so much

flipped the tortilla with my fingers #migentelatino

ICE in the airports today

was bratty to my husband this morning, bled through my pad already, forgot to take ibuprofen, too many men in my vicinity, have to do work at work…. release me

made a bomb ass sandwich for dinner and my husband it was the best he’d ever had

@gasstationread and then we got Taco Bell and snuggled in bed😋

@allyanaaaaa and it’s all thanks to Miranda

me and caths hangouts are just us repeating the most pleasing noise of the day over and over again

i can tell when a situation bothers me when i start dreaming about it like this is who you’re upsetting…. a dreamer and im having dreams about being upset with yall.

god I can’t WAIT for the money to change me

God is a prison dyke