Chris Bjerrisgaard
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Chris Bjerrisgaard
@cbjerrisgaard
(He/Him) First things first rest in peace, Uncle Phil.
Victoria, British Columbia شامل ہوئے Ekim 2008
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BREAKING: BlackRock CEO Larry Fink says AI could widen the gap between rich and poor drastically.
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no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect
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“Hollywood is getting cooked” and it’s just the worst AI slop you have ever seen
Yaseen Khan Gul@YaseenK7212
Hollywood is getting cooked This action scenes looks like a movie Made with Seedance 2.0
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@TheDonCallis Government name to refer to an EVP is 🧑🍳👌
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SWERVE IS AMAZING! HE WOULD BE A FAR SUPERIOR EVP TO TYSON . I DO HOWEVER QUESTION SWERVE’S TASTE IN STAFF
Drainmaker@TheDrainmaker
Swerve Strickland explains why he wants the EVP power in AEW: “The EVP power is to control outside interferences, making sure that nobody else can get in the way of my opportunities. A #1 contendership means nothing without having control and power that comes with it. People can still get in the way of these things. So the EVP power is just to give me the best advantage to block anything out, block anybody else from, not necessarily getting into my matches, but also blocking other EVPs from mixing up control and trying to sway things into their direction and their advantages. It’s about control now. That’s what Swerve in 2026 is about.” (via WhatCulture Wrestling)
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@MarcNixon24 Yep, that’s the thing that will reverse everything lol
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BIGGEST ENDORSEMENT in Canadian History
Joe Rogan told his 20+ Million subscribers he would 100% VOTE for Pierre Poilievre
BOOOOOOOOOOM 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Chris Bjerrisgaard ری ٹویٹ کیا
ROGAN: Is it true that you guys live in igloos?
POILIEVRE: [forced chuckle] No, no, no, that's not true
ROGAN: I heard it's true
POILIEVRE: No, no, but with the way this liberal government is spending that's where we all might end up
ROGAN: Jamie, do Canadians live in igloos?
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you know what would fix this? CPC leader going on a MAGA podcast
Polling Canada@CanadianPolling
(Models Available For Subscribers) Federal Polling: LPC: 48% (+4) CPC: 27% (-14) NDP: 15% (+9) GPC: 5% (+4) BQ: 4% (-2) PPC: 2% (+1) EKOS / March 15, 2026 / n=937 / Online (% Change w 2025 Federal Election) Visit @338Canada for polling details: 338canada.com
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"Hangman can turn heel and challenge for the title"
LAME!
You need a heel dominant enough, vicious enough, and on long enough of a winning streak that everyone begs Hangman to go back on his word while he is reluctant.
We have to thank him for breaking his word. He's a hero.
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the vancouver canucks victory song is currently a german EDM song that suggests violence against the police
Rob Williams@RobTheHockeyGuy
#Canucks have an Oktoberfest win song Song is called “Mama Laudaaa” by German artists Volker Rosin and Specktakel
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@TheDiscoStu Agreed. If he isn’t worth anything now, he’s fine to keep for the next few years and see what happens.
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The Canucks should just keep Elias Petterson. Even if he doesn’t ever get back to what he was, he’s still a serviceable 2-way NHL center with scoring upside at his worst, and 11.6 for that might be close to the going rate in a couple of years. To get a decent return you probably have to retain salary, so why not just overpay him while the team is going nowhere instead? It’s the smartest move.
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Nurse for Petterson makes a lot of sense for both teams it seems.
Madi-Committed to Winning 🥴@Madi39
Pettersson and Nurse battling out for the worst contract in the NHL
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Many are asking what the #1 worst is - it’s Kelseys but I have high hopes for them after reading about this bold new rebrand
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Truly inspiring ad copy from Canada’s second worst casual dining chain
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@riotsurvivor I am angry about so many things to do with the Canucks, but the Hoglander denial by coaches and management might be the biggest one. Dude could be Burrows 2.0.
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why are they all so dumb
he has like 60% cf% with ep40 but they keep giving his spot to evander kane instead
he is unbelievable playing like a wrecking ball on the forecheck and creating space and they keep trying to get him to rein in his game and play a bad system that sucks
Canucks News Summaries@VCanucksNews
#Canucks Recap of Rick Dhaliwal's interview with Halford and Brough.
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“I wanna swallow your juices” I whimper as I put another soup dumpling in my mouth
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A practise rink, in this economy?
Big win for the org if they can finalize this
Irfaan Gaffar@irfgaffar
Sounds like the Canucks and City of Vancouver are close to an agreement to build a practice facility at Britannia Rink. It will include a state of the art gym, off ice training facility, lounge and locker room. The build will also include office space for the city.
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Hoglander and Pettersson had a couple of the best sequences against Ottawa. DeBrusk failed to convert said chances.
Result?
Hoglander gets scratched for Evander Kane.
Brendan Batchelor@BatchHockey
Wednesday #Canucks practice lines Kane. EP40. O’Connor. Öhgren. Rossi. Boeser. Sasson. Blueger. Karlsson. Douglas. Räty. DeBrusk. Höglander. D pairs rotated. @Sportsnet650
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