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NEWS: NC State guard Tre Holloman has entered the transfer portal, a source tells me. The 6-2 senior averaged 9.2 PPG, 1.8 RPG and 2.1 APG. Started his career at Michigan State. Will need to apply for another year of eligibility.

The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons: -Too many cheese references (in a world of mice) -You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise) -There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons) -Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema) -There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter) -The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon) This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.

I love how ATSV is a meta commentary on superhero storytelling Miguel is personification of rigid editorial control, while Miles represents the unpredictable nature of actual creativity Whilst also critiquing gatekeeping fan culture that demands lore accuracy above all else