@schmo_joe55846 Never met the bloke. But have grown much respect for the guy over others comms.
This is so preposterous but very fitting to what I’ve been imagining the entire time.
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Leonardo Tomas
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Leonardo Tomas
@chalkrockerr
The Straw that Stirs the Drink | Rocker of Chalk | Father
شامل ہوئے Şubat 2026
37 فالونگ29 فالوورز
Thanks for the follow back @ZwedishMeatbalZ !!
Wonder what golem you’ll end up with tn ?
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The solo belly up to the bar at the local diner.
A witty and calculated move I’ve practiced over the years. Best use after a night you’d like to wash away.
Give me a hot cup of joe with your most expensive breakfast platter please. #dadspaying
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Damian Lillard and the man who will finally bring him the one thing that has eluded him his entire career: an NBA championship in Portland. 🏆🌹
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Completely by myself at the underage college bar rn. No friends anywhere. Place has plenty of people in it. The only guy just sitting down at the bar. Feel like a chud. Gotta remember I’m the man. You’re the man. You’re the man. #whytfdidipostthis
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@ZwedishMeatbalZ such a special soul for a burner. complete waste of talent you are
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@JohnMcGoey3 your jaw would hit the floor if u saw this picture
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Update: a new pic of me has been leaked. It’s fake. Take it up with my lawyers
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Walk in a bathroom with every urinal in the line open… I take the child height urinal 10/10 times. #realspill
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@chalkrockerr I wanna see the kid in rare form this weekend.
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If you’re my neighbor please don’t open my door to confirm this tweet. Please respect my space right now.
Leonardo Tomas@chalkrockerr
Safe Space: Slamming my bag on the ground and ripping off my clothes post gym, class, grab n go line sweats to then open the laptop to the newest shitty youtube video I’ll watch 5 minutes of while I devour some chicken broccoli alfredo with mozz sticks. What makes you happy?
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