Chloe

I wrote about @PalestraSociety for @arenamagdotcom - available in print now

The best thing you can do in life is observe and analyze, and make all the most important choices once you’ve understood the patterns enough to be able to confidently do so This is applicable to all aspects of life, big and small

@goskiz0 and wellesley :)

Scottsdale shoutout ayy

how i met my friends: It’s not that I wanted to self-mythologize more than I wanted anything else in the world, but I did not care to be so famous or even so skinny. The schizophrenic podcaster would call my friends “celebrities.” I think he was impressed that everyone in the world knew who they were. Everyone in the world was everyone who he followed on x-dot-com, which is a useful delusion of grandeur to settle on, as it allows for many spin-offs, along with opportunities for parallel play with the objects of your fascination. Later, everyone in the world was everyone who lived in his mind, and I was a pop star and a spy and an agent for a secret nation they were building out of San Francisco.

May has always been a volatile month. Palpable insane psychically potent. Excited?

Getting to a place where whatever you desire feels inevitable >

imperative i adopt this lifestyle as soon as possible

@goskiz0 <3

@chloeechat Ugh I love u

i've been trying hard to join a cult in LA Hollywood Boulevard is like if Times Square actually was good and also if it went on and on and on. At the wax museum gift shop, everything was five dollars. A pretty blonde girl stood in the doorway and said everything is five dollars. She said that everything is five dollars a million times. Christopher held a blue basket as my coupon and we filled it up with pink Hollywood hat and Hollywood sweatshirt in color classic blue. They are going to tear you to shreds at the scientology center, Christopher said. They are going to say look at this tourist and tear you to shreds. A small latino man serving as private security at the small scientology center knocked on the door a few times when Christopher asked about a free personality test on my behalf, but no one came to let us in. They just lost their lowest hanging fruit, Christopher said. you would have done the free personality test and said I feel so clear. You would have said yeah, it's expensive, but I feel so clear. You would have said please, take all of my millions-and-millions-and-millions-of-dollars. Christopher explained scientology to me like this: a religion and pyramid scheme invented by science-fiction-author L. Ron Hubbard that believes there are ancient alien particles in your soul, and you have to eradicate them in order to become clear. You only learn that part after you've paid hundreds of thousands of dollars though. Christopher explains. And when you pay those hundreds of thousands of dollars too, you have to do confession, but instead of confessing to a priest you confess all the worst things you've ever done on camera, to the scientology officials, who you are also paying hundreds of thousands of dollars. Christopher grinned. It's a good scheme. I wish they were less off putting about it. Blackmail confession. That's such a good scheme.

I think Diet Coke makes my teeth whiter

I'm posting things I shouldn't post in esoteric corners of the internet

have decided to get really into Looking More Beautiful

hollywood forever

this is what 35 year olds looked like in 2003

was supposed to be brothers now you giving out names....

yeah i'm Based.... in new york

i would fall off for love

say what you will about tee hee but at least it's an ethos

@credenzaclear2 marlton hotel

rolling up to the tesla drive-in no-tesla