Ciara

the way men go from worshipping the ground you work on, triple texting, to discarding you and genuinely treating you with the utmost contempt will never not shock me at its cruelty

the bob is being connected to her eye liner??!!

No one: Uber Eats Notification: good morning you fat piece of shit. Click the button to make shrimp arrive via private taxi

unfortunately, i do enjoy the DOWNFALL of people who did me wrong

This is how I thought working a corporate job would be like when I was a kid

me encanta cuando conozco a gente joven que se dedica a la carpintería o a ser panadero en vez de ser un becario explotado de deloitte

Coworker that reported me to HR tried wishing me a happy birthday…

Every woman I have ever known has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s really funny to see grown men being proud of dating 19 year olds.

me at 3am trying to figure out what's wrong with me

I'm not the prettiest girl but I have other qualities like my horrible attitude and terrible work ethic

Alissa is a horrible horrible woman and doesn’t deserve David #MAFSAU

@badmuriel23 Thanks for your tweet Janet

@ciarahbu That's a worrying mindset you have. You have intimacy issues.

Virgin Island is an utterly crazy show, I am convinced these sexperts are perverts - that is simply not an occupation. Teaching someone to shag and then shagging them?

Yes son, you ripped her to fucking bits. Well done mate 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 The whole of the UK is standing up and applauding. We all hope you’re in a better place now and that she’s being ripped every minute on her socials. #mafsaus #mafsaustralia

‘You’re begging like a dog that hasn’t been fed for a week’ 😭😭😭 #MAFSAU

me googling the number that just called me instead of answering

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mi vida si nunca le hubiera contestado ese mensaje