22 foot tall joe biden

Went over to this girls house yesterday and she had a dildo wine rack

How can I be so delusional but still logical at the same time

@thrluv R u ok medically ?

before u dm me, this is how im built

@AMAZlNGNATURE Chuck Norris

Logically which animal could take on a full grown male lion?

We live in a stimulation fr

Twitter got his trump black 🙏

Sometimes I think, sometimes I don’t 🤷‍♂️

You could bring a bitch the moon and she give you the cold shoulder for not knowing her favorite number 😂😂

@duaIwieIding You never know until you try

i wish i could eat grass & it would clean out my stomach like a dog

I’m the one yo momma want you with

The other day a rando complimented my fit and then bam depression gone. Anxiety thru the roof tho

I’m your dream soulmate but it’s the dream where your teeth fall out

I forgot I existed for a while

@AlyssaLysslo *ends up only living in 2 different states*

Already been married now my goal is to have a boyfriend in every state I’m going to live in

Pooping feels like pushing out a baby nowadays

Today sucks lol

@elonmusk Wish I could enter my girl like that

Falcon 9 fairing cam captures 2nd stage plume, booster entry burn & Earth in twilight

@duaIwieIding Im down to my last 2

@ciefco been there done that didn’t work , now i have 3 brain cells

curse this flesh prison

@SourSweetKandy You end up getting anything done?