Johnny “Jetpack” Johnson

@jerseyeer We know you snuck a couple down on the drive there

An hour early and with donuts for a bunch of people that don’t give a shit about me #intern #chud

@jerseyeer Sounds a lot like a certain night of the week down in motown

Men’s softball league and local dive bar trivia night. Didn’t know life got so good

Becoming a big fan of driving with the tarp off lately especially after a hot day at work #freethenipple

50 follower location dox #fuckboston

@bobbilly240 Coors, ultra, bud lime(on the beach)

Top 3 light beers go

🪵, 🪵, 12 beers

@highstTwkr @Agnustheman 6 hour playlist, not listening to DAC all day ponyboy

@classic_longcut @Agnustheman Your house playlist is 5 songs😂😂🫵🏻

I need a house music playlist

@FbDive4424 Knowshon Moreno, much respect

Childhood jersey collection doxx #thoughts ?

@HailRichRod Old bay seeds are the real prize here, much respect Mike

100 follower twig dox #lacrosse #finance #pipeline #nantucket #beer

Does this come with a bj from the sideline reporter?

@WVURowingKing Not with a stick

3$ a can, God bless my hometown

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I drop steamers on company time #meatsweats

Feeling frisky and gave this a rip this morning, safe to say it pushes blue to game 7

Paul Schoenfeld have my kids

@philgrabscooch Preesh the heads up, saw a deal for them at 7/11 the other day and thought about buying

Bought these because gas station was out of my go to pouches and I can confidently say they are the worst pouches I’ve ever had in my life. #wastinglowfunds

@vernkozma Vern, you familiar with this twink in the real world?

@classic_longcut To make it worse he’s going to Pitt.

And thot daughter forces a crucial game 7

Side thought, what’s good with Mexicans and their love for the Chicago Bulls

Death,taxes, and a blue pow when your hung tits at work