clearfire

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clearfire

clearfire

@clearfire1

Happy playing in the sand or exploring something new. challenge yourself daily to do something new. you won't regret it.

شامل ہوئے Temmuz 2011
278 فالونگ55 فالوورز
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@EmergencyInfoBC @BCRCMP @TerraceRCMP All the big city people with no feelings whining away I see, yet if it were their children they would be complaining RCMP not doing enough. Climb back into your cave whiners.
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slavo cech@slav_metalurges·
Cathy got some produce at H&W. She got a pineapple for free. It obviously needed to be used right away. So here we are with Pina Colada’s .
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@slav_metalurges I love this one as it reminds me of my friend and I paddling murlte lake in BC. Such a beautiful area!
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slavo cech@slav_metalurges·
I’m finishing another “Buddies” canoe. It is a series very close to my heart. It will be available.🛶
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@Trevornoah Poop scene on your grandma. Had to play it for my dad. Loved the family stories and your momma, she sounds like a gem.
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Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah@Trevornoah·
Ten years ago, I put my childhood on paper. As we celebrate 10 years of Born a Crime, I’ve been thinking about the people and moments that shaped it all. Is there a character or chapter you still think about? Or one you’d love to hear more behind-the-scenes stories about? Let me know below 👇
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@Jackie_Redmond Tejralova is a tough competitor but a truly good human.
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Jackie Redmond@Jackie_Redmond·
After reviewing the footage with some improved audio - it appears, this was a personal apology from Tejralova for a hit she delivered on Fillier in the PWHL earlier this season that resulted in a 2 game suspension. Tejralova: “I didn’t mean it…. Are you okay?” Fillier: “Oh no, no it’s okay. No worries…I am (okay). Good luck the rest of the way” #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics #TeamCanada
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slavo cech@slav_metalurges·
Why is it that the older I get the louder the sneezes get?
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LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Name the celebrity?
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@slav_metalurges @drdagly That mischievous sparkle is a thing of beauty. Thank you for sharing with us and reminding us we can sparkle like hom too. He sure is missed here.
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slavo cech@slav_metalurges·
Just going through photos. Here is a selfie Darren sent me when he was on a mission to hide my sculpture. I sure miss that sparkle of his eyes. @drdagly
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@Matt_Pinner He's got better looking legs than me and WAY better moves. Shake what you've been given and keep on smiling.
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@slav_metalurges @drdagly Thank you for sharing and bringing a little light to such sadness. I only knew him here but what an impact he had to bring joy to others.
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slavo cech
slavo cech@slav_metalurges·
It’s two months today that we lost @drdagly . I sure miss him, I looked back through some messages. This one was when he invited me to be his guest at his culinary club. I of course had to get a pineapple joke in there.
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@ZannSuz @McNasty Wearing my contacts makes it a bit better than the glasses. Figured that out after a hockey game recently as I forgot to take my contacts out. It was a better drive home than it was to the game.
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Snarknado ⚓️ 🇺🇸
@McNasty I suppose it depends on the severity of the astigmatism. Mine aren’t corrected wearing glasses.
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Snarknado ⚓️ 🇺🇸
When I tell people I can’t see at night, so I rarely drive after dark, they look at me like I’m nuts. This is what people with an astigmatism see at night…
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@MrPitbull07 Bravo to you for recognizing your value! I tip my hat to you. Keep putting yourself first. It sounds like it is well deserved. 👏👏
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S♡@iamdieforyouuu·
You have to name him the last thing you ate
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@OneManCircus87 You were lucky to make half hour.. mine was 16 minutes until full evacuation, followed by the spins
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✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪@OneManCircus87·
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act. That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours. 12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.” 12:58 p.m. — Impact. You sit, and the gates of hell open. The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system. You ask yourself, Is that blood? No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism. 1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet. 8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn. Your butthole? A war veteran. Your spirit? In recovery. You’ll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You’ve earned it. Feeling thankful. 💩🙏
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Darren Markland
Darren Markland@drdagly·
I am ready for winter. Also. I’m tired.
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clearfire@clearfire1·
@Kamscan Good show from the helicopters
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