Chris Parsons

@CuriosityonX Keanu Reeves

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@_iamlougotti Jamarcus Russel, Ryan leaf, and art schlichter

If someone asked you, Who are the 3 worst quarterbacks ever? Who would you tell them??

@VinnysCorner1 The drive

What's the biggest heartbreak you've ever experienced as a fan?

@ForgiatoBlow47 Nope. But Trump sure has. Fucked yo with Iran. Fix the fuck gas. It was half your campaign.

Be honest, have Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens changed your support for Trump?

@mitchellvii Trump said it’s over. Man you are a fucking moron. You nose is so far up trumps ass if he turned a corner you would break your neck.

People do realize that the moment the Iran War ends oil goes back to $50 a barrel right?

@AntiWokeMemes Now I am conservative but it does crack me up when super conservative sites post this shit. You know this is a joke account right. Man for fucks sake there are some stuoid motherfuckers out here. Fucking moron.

You have to be kidding me 😂

@cecegkh You sound just like a high maintenance fucking cunt. It’s vacation. I could give to fucks what they have on and for breakfast for fucks sake. God what a bitch. Would never want to know you.

@wahlstedt007 No stress at all. Worry about your fucking self. Moron.

As a German, I find the political situation in United States very stressful. How hard must it be for the American people???

@jeremyct Things that never happened for a thousand Alex. This is such complete fucking bullshit. Just had to have a tooth pulled 100 bucks. Fucking morons posting bullshit. They need to start putting you losers in jail. Waste of fucking oxygen

my son had a cavity recently. took him to the dentist and they ended up pulling the tooth. the visit cost $2400. insurance only covered $250, so we’re left paying $2,150. i’m already paying $612/month for family health and dental insurance. yeah… something about this system doesn’t add up.

@Sara_Varnholt If it’s your car go ahead. Not in mine

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

@ChaseDaniel The stadium. Fuck you jackass. How about the fans that paid for that fucking stadium.

I really want the Browns to be contenders cuz this stadium deserves some playoff games. Absolutely insane

@craigclass @AzPetrich That’s because it was in the US and not some third world shit hole. Not because soccer is popular in the US.

@clparso1 @AzPetrich The 1994 World Cup is still the most attended WC ever....still. 30% increase in viewers for the WC 2022 final since 2018. equal to a NFL playoff game last year

The World Cup is about to start soon. No hype. No excitement. No songs. Just nothing. The United States was the worst pick to host the World Cup.

@TheLaikYobaz To win a war Italy was on the wrong side of.

Donald Trump: “İran istese İtalya’yı 3 dakikada nükleer silahlarla yok edebilirdi.” Giorgia Meloni: “Dünyada nükleer silaha sahip 9 ülke var ve bunu kullanan tek ülke ABD.”

@BillWiIdin Ok yes let’s some third world shithole lecture me about America. Go fuck yourself. Don’t you have dinner to go catch.

If you make $150k a year in a major US city, you are effectively Lower Middle Class. Stop acting like you’re rich because you can afford an overpriced latte and a lease. You’re one missed paycheck away from total collapse.

@BillyK253 @BurdsIVue If the lake froze over it will take out the lake effect

@clparso1 @BurdsIVue Not nearly as much snow in Detroit during February.

i can't think of a more dreadful weather experience than february in cleveland, ohio.

@Baktobak2 @JimJamSWFC94 @AzPetrich

@clparso1 @JimJamSWFC94 @AzPetrich Mais votre sport c’est même pas du football, vous utilisez à 80% de temps les mains ?

@PolymarketBlitz And the worst team. Fuck you. Build a team you fucking jackasses.

The Browns could have the nicest stadium in the NFL in 2029. Beautiful.

@JimJamSWFC94 @AzPetrich Not in the US and honestly fuck the rest of the world.

@clparso1 @AzPetrich Biggest sport in the world