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@24_70xu Medicine that shoots down enemy aircraft

The Chinese Ambassador to Iran announced the donation of a 58-ton shipment of medicines to the Iranian people.

@haha_girrrl If I was 22, I’d take Option B

You’re 22. You get two job offers: Option A: - $65k salary - 40 hrs/week - Low stress - Slow promotions Option B: - $100k salary - 60+ hrs/week - High stress - Huge promotion rate You have a bond of 5 yrs Which do you take?

@SalahAlelaj This is a very valid question

ايران تضرب الكويت و دول الخليج " بحجة " القواعد الامريكية ٰ اوكي ؟ ٰ طيب …. هاهي " الآن " مئات السفن و البوارج الامريكية امام السواحل الايرانية و تغلق المضيق ٰ لماذا لا تطلق ايران عليها الاف الصواريخ كما فعلت معنا ؟ ٰ ٰ احتاج جواب 🤚🏽

@TrumpsHurricane the same dietitian

What do JB Pritzker and Chris Christie have in common ??

@LNMthiyane @Sentletse Tell China to go ahead then

@Sentletse China dont fear the US but the US fear China. China could flatten the auS if seriously provoked

The Chinese tanker that ignored warnings from US warships and made an undramatic exit from the Strait of Hormuz. 😂😂😂

@Amockx2022 It’s okay, Spain can buy all those made in China products

BREAKING : Trump gets massive SHOCK from China, big victory for 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez 🇺🇸 Trump –– "We will cut all the trade ties with Spain because they didn't support me against Iran" *Exactly after 36 hours* 🇨🇳 Xi Jinping –– 🔥 "Spain is standing on the right side of the history, it is very reasonable county. China stands with Spain. We will work towards world peace and oppose the law of the jungle" Trump and Netanyahu will have heartburn seeing this 🤣

@Gp1_press One million children and women

URGENT: Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps declares warships are approaching Hormuz and will be dealt with harshly. If America starts a land war, Iran will deploy one million soldiers. Official military threat issued.

@SamuraiSil @osintPk Doesn’t matter if the Chinese show up or not, what matters is if they have the guts to attack the US

@osintPk Before the first shot of this war was fired I said it. The country that will decide the winner of this war is CHINA. If China decides not to show up, the US will win. If China decides to show up, the US will lose! I still hold my prediction till date.

China is aggressively challenging the American naval blockade. The People's Liberation Army Navy just deployed a heavily armed task force to the Gulf of Oman. Beijing explicitly stated they will not allow Washington to dictate their global energy security. Chinese destroyers are preparing to actively escort their own mega-tankers right to the edge of the US kill box. A massive, direct standoff between American and Chinese naval assets is developing just outside the Strait.

@MissPolly62 @Irantimes01 They don’t chant death to America either

@Irantimes01 If Iran already had nuclear weapons the US/ISRAELIE TERRORIST REGIMES would never have started their illegal war of aggression against Iran. You don't see them threatening North Korea China or Russia.

Iran will abandon uranium enrichment are false. We will never give up our rights, sovereignty, or strength—on war or nuclear power.

@EguhPromis30435 @Osint613

Iran military spokesman: “U.S. restrictions on vessels in international waters is illegal” You can’t make this up.

@En_chinaNews Yes, they have only bullied, oppressed, and enslaved their own people.

🇨🇳 President Xi Jinping: The Chinese people have never bullied, oppressed, or enslaved the people of other countries, not in the past, nor in the present, and will never do so in the future. In contrast, the Chinese people will not allow any foreign forces to oppress, enslave, or suppress them. Anyone who tries will collide with a wall of steel built from the blood and flesh of 1.4 billion Chinese people, and will suffer defeat and destruction.”

@the_qml_guy @_InfoGram_ If you haven’t been paying attention, Iran is a part of the USA vs China long game

@_InfoGram_ I’m hoping this doesn’t result in China VS USA

This is ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🔥 🇺🇸Trump at 1:00 PM: "We are going to block Strait of Hormuz." 🇨🇳China at 1:10 PM: "We have trade agreements with 🇮🇷 Iran and strictly WARN Trump not to interfere in our affairs. The Hormuz will always remain open to China."🔥 ABSOLUTE BELT TREATMENT 🔥

@ShaykhSulaiman Blockade with what?

BREAKING: IRANIAN MILITARY IMPOSES ITS OWN BLOCKADE ON EVERY PORT IN THE MIDDLE EAST 🛑 No vessel can use these ports 🛑 The threat continues untill US blockade is lifted 🛑 The US blockade on Iran has begun

@ShaykhSulaiman One million women and children

BREAKING: IRANIAN MILITARY SPOKESMAN: Warships are approaching Hormuz, we will deal with them severely. If America starts a ground war, we are going to deploy one million of our troops

@defense_civil25 Good. Finish it once and for all!

🚨Update: Iran declares it is ready to battle the United States for control of the Strait of Hormuz! War is about to restart and heat up!

@KimKatieUSA @MindProbe Lindy is just mad at the Democrats for how they wasted so much money on Kamala’s campaign. Now she’s just on a revenge tirade. Probably an independent now, like Andrew Yang and other Asian Americans shafted by the Democrats

@MindProbe I found the one person who trusts someone that goes from hard right to hard left right after they’ve been demonetized. If you think this is letting the cat out of the bag. I bet you believe Lindi Li is a Republican now too.

Disgraced and demonetized fake “right wing influencer” is now going full scorched earth on “MAGA influencers.” Funny how she was all smiles and accepting well wishes when she announced her pregnancy, but the second the money dried up she turned on them. Backstabbing on a whole new level here.

@huanghebian Fun fact: This woman used to be in the DPP, calling for Taiwan independence

郑主席吵起架来，吓死人！坐着吵，估计三个男的都能被她轻松拿下。站着吵，相信当场可吓跑6个长胡子的，其中有一个还尿了裤也说不定！

@IndependentVo12 @ImtiazMadmood What the hell did Iran bomb Saudi Arabia for then?

@ImtiazMadmood What the hell is Saudi Arabia doing in this War? We have sold them BILLIONS in Military Hardware - and they do nothing with it. The American People don't report to the "Saudi Crown Prince" and will NEVER!

An urgent phone call from Saudi Crown Prince MBS changed Trump’s decision at the last minute: President Trump had intended to declare a complete ceasefire and end the fighting against Iran in exchange for the immediate opening of the Strait of Hormuz. However, a tense phone call with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman dramatically changed the plan. According to White House sources, bin Salman begged Trump not to stop the war: “This is a historic opportunity – we must finish the job and weaken the Iranian regime once and for all.” In exchange for continuing the fighting, Saudi Arabia offered an unprecedented package of economic and strategic incentives. Key points in the offer: • $100 billion transferred directly to finance American war costs • Full and immediate normalization with Israel after the fall of the regime • Direct oil pipeline from Saudi Arabia to the port of Ashdod, turning Israel into a major energy hub • Investment of approximately $1 trillion in the U.S. economy + purchase of $500 billion in American weapons • Establishment of a new regional defense alliance, including Israel, Saudi Arabia, and other moderate countries under an American umbrella • Joint naval force to control the Strait of Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb • Funding of strategic U.S. bases in Israel • Joint reconstruction fund for a post-regime “secular and moderate” Iran In the end, Trump announced a temporary ceasefire, not an end to the war as was expected. Senior diplomatic sources describe the move as “a historic turning point” marking the beginning of a new regional order. - @jess_ih_ka

@ImtiazMadmood If true, the plot thickens! May spiral into a Sunni vs Shia war

@KennethMoo25538 @azizkavish China doesn’t need anything from Spain

@azizkavish Good luck Spain on a relationship with the Communist Party of China government that will gather intelligence on Spain through its products.

At 2 pm 🇺🇸 Trump - I will cut off all trade and cooperation with Spain because of its refusal to support Israel. After 2 hours 😂 At 4 pm - 🇪🇦 Spanish Prime Minister arrived in China with a clear message to Trump, there is an alternative.