Daniel Connor

@SandyofSuffolk You sound delightful

I love making up nicknames on holiday. Here in Belek we've got: Frau Fat bum. The German who weighs about 25 stone in her thong bikini bottoms. Mr Thai Bride. The 60 something age man with a beer belly the size of two sacks of potatoes with his young pretty Asian wife. The Insta Girls. Two Russians with waist long black hair who've spent 2 days solidly taking photos of themselves posing in various places around the pool. The Suspected Terrorist. A 7 stone weasel of a British man of foreign descent with a long beard and shifty eyes wearing white robes who you wouldn't be surprised to see on the front of newspapers. And not in a good way. The Fusspots. Young mum and dad who have hysterics if 3 year old Tarquin ventures from beneath the sunshade without a sun hat on. For all of 20 seconds. And Suffolk Twitter Woman. No further explanation needed. 😜🤣

It's a mental illness.

@WanderingIan @sophielouisecc Different brief she got that evening.

@sophielouisecc How does opinion vary from this one you also posted?

Schools shouldn’t ban phones. When you go to the workplace at 16 - your manager isn’t going to take your phone from you - you need to learn to not use it when you can’t use it and have self control Banning phones will not help young people learn to exercise discipline and self control

@giorgiking10 You sir were a genius A joy to watch

I'd hate to come to our place in a big game and get beat 😂🩵

Protecting our women apparently.

@RadioGenoa @grok 😂 ffs

@grok .@Grok oh damn, does Quran authorize men to beat women?

.@Grok what does Quran say, Sura 4, verse 34?

@PolitlcsUK No red carpets in Abu Dhabi 👍🩵

🚨 PICTURED: Keir Starmer arrives in Abu Dhabi

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

@jonmikesav8 Hes also a cunt.

Sir Alex getting booed at the Etihad. The man has 51 trophies. City have 44.

Should have fucked him off

Getting ready for the Teen Awards!

@JosephW56436640 @EssexPR @TheGreenParty That's why he's been given the brief to talk about them all day from his powers that be.

@EssexPR You simply haven't seen the latest polls showing @TheGreenParty is growing in the polls, have you Adam? 😏 Join.greenparty.org.uk

The Green Party have just thankfully made themselves totally unelectable with vast swaths of the country. Excellent

@kingkapoor72 They also thought your food was shite.

A few days ago, a group of fine ladies had dinner at my restaurant: Persian, Christian, atheist, and Jewish. They were all together and united against the aggression we are all facing.

@Greenie_34 @MaybePod Sun Jihai own goal? Midweek game if I remember rightly.

@MaybePod Just finished it, really enjoyed it. For me the beginning of the decline that season was the draw away at pride park. We just looked blunt. Think it was Sturridge's first start?

Cheers for the lovely feedback so far on episode 2, ‘The Sven Season’. If you haven’t given it a listen yet, and you want to be reminded of how a football club got knocked out of the FA Cup by a balloon, head to Apple, Spotify or YouTube!

We love you city just the way you areeee

@alexbabs96 That sounds more like it

@connormcfc Me and him were tryna get on the pitch at 1-0

@kingkapoor72 Can you please book me in once you get a 5* food hygiene rating?

Whoever wants to eat non-halal Indian food, please DM me for bookings or just walk in. The restaurant is not busy, as bulk fake bookings are made online to sabotage my business. Looking forward to see you