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Dear #MAFSAU producers ... next season please hire more experienced and better actors and less keen screen writers. The story is exaggerated, over keen and terribly executed. I want to pretend I believe this shit and you’re ruining it for me. Cheers. #MAFS

@colonelkickhead have you seen this?

Adrian’s prior “dismissed” domestic violence charges say it all… “Seizure” … sure thing buddy! #MAFS #MAFSAU

@EndemolShineAU @MarriedAU you’ve failed women… despite being declared innocent, there are too many red flags here for any sensible person/company to allow this person on a coupling television show!

@Foxtel I NEED A SECOND SERIES TO ANSWER THE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!!!

From protector of the streets to guardian of a tiny heartbeat. ❤️ Foxtel Original series, #HighCountry now On Demand or tonight at 8.30pm AEST on Showcase, on #Foxtel

Ohhh look… it’s boring in a photo #MAFSAU #MAFS

U know what, Jacks a knob, but he’s an upfront knob… Johnno is the most dangerous type of knob, he’s a knob in sheep’s clothing #MAFSAU

Hey Eden, I know how u can make it up to Jayden… watch while he fucks your best friend … it’s the fake crying for me 😂 #MAFSAU #MAFSAU

Jayden… like we didn’t already know… but yeah…

Tori “oh that’s sad” … like anyone believes she actually has a heart

Tori is a low level admin nothing who has “grown her career” without any actual experience or qualifications but is so insecure she’s trying to sell her self worth on TV… guess what babes, you came out looking like the shit you are as well as a dumb doormat 🤣 #MAFSAU #MAFS

Jayden is a man child… Team Timothy… Jayden mind ya own business and go ask to fuck ya partners friends while she watches #MAFSAU

It’s no wonder Johnno and Ellie wound up together, they’re both destined to be boring as fuck together… like seem like lovely people, but fuck me I won’t be inviting them to any fun parties #MAFSAU #MAFS

Because $10 says in the reunion when they play the old footage… this will be in there 🤞#MAFSAU

Jack: I’m ashamed, I’ve lost sleep over it… Jack: #MAFSAU

John calling out ALL the men in the experiment should be the norm! The likelihood of men standing and doing nothing while a girl’s sexually assaulted by their loud mouth mate is more common than you realise! The “bro code” mentality in toxic situations needs to end. #MAFSAU

#teamtim #rescuetim #sarah-is-a-c-u-next-tuesday #MAFS #MAFSAU

I can confirm, the shit I did this morning had more integrity and a higher likelihood of becoming famous than Collins. #MAFSAU #mafs

@colonelkickhead Man I’m half an hour behind and belligerently angry at Collin’s just based on your tweets 🤣

FUCK OFF Collins.....I hope you get fired, and if any TV network is stupid enough to even go near giving you any more TV time I will dedicate myself to making their life miserable. You came on for attention, you've had it...and you should get no more EVER! #MAFS #MAFSAU

Listen, Collin’s is a fucking idiot, but Natalie is literally a child… neither of them are mature enough to date let alone be married. #MAFSAU