Mike Hawk

22.7K posts

Mike Hawk

@cremeloaf

retired from fighting on YouTube comments

Sugar City, Fiji شامل ہوئے Eylül 2017

2.7K فالونگ3K فالوورز

پن کیا گیا ٹویٹ

Mike Hawk@cremeloaf·5 May

ZXX

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

ZAYØ@ZayNaimm·19h

“Deleting soon” and it’s still up 3 months later lol

English

515

9.5K

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

Jackson Doud@JacksonDoud·16h

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

English

951

27.9K

408.3K

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

Lauren 🍉@Laureasons_·1d

Why couldn’t Elon buy LinkedIn instead, that app deserves to be ruined the way he’s ruining Twitter.

English

1.4K

12.9K

114.1K

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

S.🎧@1ssve·1d

“can you explain the gap in your resume?” yes i was applying to jobs for 6 months straight and couldn’t get hired

English

188

8.8K

152.7K

2.5M

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

Craig@CS11__·10h

Okay so i can actually talk about this now. I was approached by this studio asking if they could do a biopic about my amazing story and well, here it finally is.

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

The first teaser for ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’, starring Taron Egerton, was just shown at CinemaCon. The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.

English

1.1K

28K

916.2K

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

Daniel@growing_daniel·1d

Israel’s fingerprints are all over the Ugandan chimpanzee civil war. Wake the fuck up

English

348

1.3K

19.8K

623.5K

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

kos_data@kos_data·3d

"Albanian- American politician" Eric Adams Wikipedia page has been updated.

kos_data@kos_data

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

English

551

8.6K

417.4K

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

Rumi@rumilyrics·6d

Always pray for alignment. To be at the right place, at the right time, around the right people who will help you get to your destiny.

English

106

3.3K

13.5K

221.2K

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

annie@sweetndpolite·4d

just saw an instagram reel of a man proposing on the beach while he was bricked up and crying <3

English

881

39.3K

861.7K

Mike Hawk@cremeloaf·3d

Wtf is even happening lmao

Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump

Kristi Noem’s Husband Allegedly Discussed Leaving His Wife and Transitioning to a Woman in Stunning New Texts mediaite.com/media/news/kri…

English

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

Dr. Monster@gayboyfarty·3d

Crazy how much of god’s plan for me involves jerking off alone in my room

English

227

8.7K

129.5K

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@ChrisHeHim1·4d

Lazy stupid cunt

English

2.6K

12.7K

211.8K

8.2M

Mike Hawk@cremeloaf·3d

Forgot how fucked up Homelander is.

English

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣@wtfzeezco·4d

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

English

258

17.8K

77.6K

1.1M

Mike Hawk ری ٹویٹ کیا

Michael Tracey@mtracey·4d

This is gobsmacking. Not only did Melania Trump suddenly decide to give a televised address about Jeffrey Epstein, she's calling on Congress to "act," because Epstein was "not alone." So she just threw a giant stick of political dynamite on the issue her husband despises!