KingSloth
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My cousin is getting married next month, and I really need to lose 5 kgs by then. Share all the tried and tested methods, I’m going to follow everything.
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Do you Think JB Pritzker will Run for President?
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@Matt_Pinner Option C, primarily due to traffic significantly extending your commute time.
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@Matt_Pinner That moron on the bike didn’t even try to slow down. It’s always their fault.
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Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.
New York Post@nypost
NYC transit slasher cut loose by judge, then knifes stranger in deranged subway attack: trib.al/VYEZe1D
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Zero chance that anyone has ever said that. Unless she’s schizophrenic..? 🤷♂️
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Kamala Harris: "Some people have actually said I was the most qualified candidate ever to run for president." HAHAHAHAHA
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Hmmm…What happened to this being a conspiracy theory…? 🤔
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Minnesota Director of Elections admits that illegal immigrants can vote if they get a driver’s license.
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Demi Moore did 15 takes of removing and reapplying her makeup for the mirror scene in The Substance.
She kept going until she couldn’t. “It was a certain kind of madness… you try to make yourself uglier so you look how you feel.”
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What's the greatest "mirror" scene you've ever seen?
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A child’s brain in an adult’s body is becoming all too common.
Community Notes & Violations@CNviolations
Who's wrong?
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@EdKrassen You don’t understand the phrase “subject to the jurisdiction thereof.”
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BREAKING: Trump: “[Birthright citizenship] was meant for the babies of slaves, not meant for people trying to SCAM the system and come into the country on vacation."
Fact: The Constitution says: ““All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”
Using his argument, all guns but muskets should be banned.
The SCOTUS will keep birthright citizenship. Guaranteed!
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