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@thebigdammy They'll be pushing their bumbum on your body

How do women ask for sex??🤔I know this is gonna be funny😂

@official_Gegeh Being more logical

What’s a boring skill that secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?

@ManUtd Inevitable Bruno Fernandes

1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 🆙 👏 Bruno bagged his 100th United goal last time we faced Chelsea ❤️‍🔥

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@UTDKara Going got tough type shii

Can anyone explain why Michael Olise wanted Real Madrid out so badly yesterday and had to drop his nonchalant attitude? 😭

@amooh001 It's a natural law, in a manner of speaking

The more you interact, the more you exist on this app

@Mrbankstips I dey for una

I dey game Who go do boardman?

@john322226 But it wasn't a straight red card. It was a second yellow

If you really watch that red card on camavinga and you think it wasn’t unfair, then you should never be watching football. It was very obvious the referee had no club on what he was doing. How did he get the license to officiate a vital game like that? Embarrassing from UEFA

@YKoluwaseun9 Congrats to them. Cute family

Ruth is expecting her second child for Abazz.

@YKoluwaseun9 Impotency go pain any man, no matter how you take disguise am

Lowkey e dey paín that guy say e no fit give woman belle

@Dearme2_ It would be very helpful for us as humans

What if social media platforms closed every night at 9 PM, like your library?

@thenihiin What if she didn't brush?

moaning into eachothers mouths… sharing every breath, every sound >>>>

@elonmusk Coming from you, I'm pleased to see this. They need to external interventions because their hate is baseless and the killings are so unjust. South Africa should be sanctioned.

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@UTDTrey There would be almost no fans in the stadiums

If Everyone played like Arsenal, football wouldn’t be the best sport in the world

@Trextxxy Congratulations man

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@FCBarcelona Maybe play only La Liga

Barça 4️⃣ - 1️⃣ Espanyol #LaLigaHighlights

@Tasha1644 I'm not gonna do that

The hardest truth to accept is that you’ll probably d!e ugly and alone.

@Guccistarboi Omo I no dey take oo

If them give you juju to use make money, you go take ?

@Esmart_26 Jarvis sef wicked 😅😅

Now I understand peller 😂

@FabrizioRomano @welt They should sit with the loss

🚨 Harry Kane: “I'm sure Real Madrid are angry about the red card, but they got many things go their way over the years, so...”. @welt 🎥