daisy

so like 2026 is absolutely not my year i’ll try again next year

@MDudestache omfg you’re so stupid i hate you rn

There’s just no fucking Sailor Moon in Sailor Moon

“do you know if you kill yourself i’ll have to get a semicolon tattoo”

do the people that get eye color surgery have to change their eye color on their license

begging for a switch 2 now :/

ok

metalcore dudes always tryna act tough meanwhile they just Motionless n White

send help 10/10 movie

i need that couch in my home actually

my favorite bands were found by evil people now i gotta find new music fr

oooo you wanna clear my throne so bad ꩜ you wanna buy every item off my wishlist ꩜ you wanna click add to cart and checkout ꩜ you won’t even pay attention to the numbers ꩜ you just wanna click ꩜

“apply online” bro I’m here in person just take my fucking resume omfg

mhm

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

if i see one more “not selected by employer” on indeed im about to sell feet pics i swear to god

@MDudestache fuck you actually

Man I might just watch van helsing today who knows

@MDudestache BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP ACTUALLY

@daisycodone YOU WERE JUST MAKING SHIT UP SND THEY DIDNT EVEN BELIVE ME WHEN I WASNT LYING

“they’re never gonna believe you”

no one wanted to watch van helsing with me

i got 2 people to learn Latin with me

@MDudestache you couldn’t get a gun because of yourself buddy

@daisycodone I can’t get a gun cause of you 👎

If you want good news never talk to Daisy I guess