Matt Dalton

@drtomhopper I’ll take the disc beard.

@dalts444 Next manager in… Pulis, Allardyce or Dyche?

Could Essendon have the worst list in the AFL? They stink.

@drtomhopper Brad Scott is trying to get into the British Manager’s Club. Destroy and exit! So many average players who already seem at their peak potential.

@dalts444 Yes. Yes they could

Does Ben Stokes ever wear his sunnies on his eyes?

Surely one of these teams should be wearing a clash strip.

Just get off the ground Jaiswal! Not even Smith hangs around that long.

@LukeWatson79 Yep. Kissed on the dick he didn’t go where he wanted. What a shit show we are. Didn’t ever think I would know what it felt like to barrack for StKilda. But…..here we are

Josh Dunkley dodged the biggest bullet ever not getting traded to Essendon!

@KirstieMAllsopp The child may be ASD/neurodivergent and the iPad may be only way the child can make it through such events. Sounds/smells, too many people, can overload their senses and make outings a nightmare.If an iPad keeps the child calm and allows the parents to go out, what’s the problem?

I’m staying in a hotel in Switzerland, just had breakfast next to an English couple with one child, probably aged 5, he ate his breakfast watching an iPad on the table in front of him. I know this topic is a dangerous one but when are people gong to wake up to how wrong this is?

Fuck me that was a horrendous quarter of footy.

@drtomhopper Yes, truely blessed to have been able to witness them play. Heck, they may win something of note one day.

@dalts444 England still pushing hard for moral victory

Shubman Gill has been lovely to watch in this innings. Even better India is all over the poms

@drtomhopper Riley West gives me strong Lampard vibes. Never smiles, devoid of fun.

Am having my Abe Simpson old man yells at cloud moment. Could Jack Riewoldt stop saying OFFense, DEEfense, D50 and any other USA sports terms everytime he opens his mouth. I can’t handle it anymore.

@drtomhopper No wonder Bessie didn’t miss in the ressies, older fatter footys.

@dalts444 Yeah, i thought I was pretty progressive, but i completely missed the squeezing thing

@drtomhopper how many more goals could you have kicked if you had thought to squeeze the footy?

@drtomhopper It’s very cringy every time you see it.

@dalts444 THE most awkward hugger in world cricket. If you dislike bodily contact Steve, just politely decline 🤷‍♂️

Steve Smith loves a one arm hug.

We need new run out laws. Basically English batsmen are only to be considered run out if they agree to the decision. Otherwise, it is against the spirit of cricket.

If you’re watching Test cricket and someone asks “who’s winning?”, they don’t deserve to be answered and be told to fuck off.