Dave Bernhard

@strangestloop The final package will include assembly instructions and icing that can be used as glue

Let's see a text message from you with no context, the more mysterious the better.

@mattpocockuk Invoking. Summoning. Transubstantiating.

I've always been confused by what to call this in TypeScript. Here, what am I doing to 'Omit'? Am I: Instantiating it? Resolving it? Calling it? I've always just fluffed it and said "passing it a type argument".

I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism.

@skazhowarth I just moved to a place where the bedroom is in the eaves. So...maybe 10?

how many times a day do you bang your head, as a fully grown adult? for me it’s like averaging a 7.

@Mappletons Learn to ride a unicycle. Learn to juggle. Learn to multitask. Put it all together.

Does anyone want to write my 3-5 year career goals for me?

Typo of the day: got stash poop

@nestfall @Mappletons That sounds great. Did you put it in a public repo by any chance?

I made my own markdown to static html converter with full support for Obsidians extra features such as backlings, embeds, etc. The thing I’m struggling most with is styling my garden. I’m a programmer by trade and a designer by hobby but I haven’t done enough designing to develop my style yet

Dear people who have tried to build their own digital gardens and failed (or are still trying but haven't succeeded yet)... What was your main blocker / what did you get stuck on? What was frustrating about the experience? What tools / platforms / things were you trying to use?

@ralex1993 @BHolmesDev How dare you mischaracterise such a beautifully intricate form as "just" anything! Damnit, where's my gauntlet?

If design systems are classical music, tailwind is free-form jazz

@little_bret "Anyway please change and just sort it out thank you" has to be one of the all-time great sign offs. Totally stealing it.

Front-end developers forgot how to store state in the URL. Everyone suffers.

@strangestloop The future is to be a good time (...to do it in the end of the day and I will be a bit late but I think I can do it in the morning)

Optimism check. Write "The future is..." and let autocorrect expose you

Whole generations had to develop the social skills to make friends without being able to just show each other funny YouTube videos.

@alexanderkondov Great news! Thanks for letting me know. I'm sure you've got it under control, but if you want a frontend collaborator, give me a shout.

@daveforall I’m rebuilding it right now! Will take a week or two 🙂

It's Independence Day here so I took the morning to make a new landing page for the Tavern. Part minimalistic, part brutalist, part absurdist.

@thesephist @theombl You're right. Missing out the comma is a real slap in the face

it's important to communicate with your coworkers with kindness and clarity

Absolutely critical that we all refer to Elon as Space Karen from now on

Took me a good 5 seconds to remember I have Tintin on my keyring

Put on my shorts this morning and found a little dismembered arm in one of the pockets

Someone built a frontend to Reddit that looks like Outlook so you can browse it all day at work without worrying about who is looking over your shoulder. I love the internet.

I have a talent for writing work leaving cards. Can strike an amusing balance between sincerity and irreverence. Does someone wanna, like, pay me to do it? Is that a thing?

Apparently there's a difference between "obligated" and "obliged". Sometimes even I hate English 🙄