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@DrCalumMiller I’m in deep trouble now because the Shareholders said I had to disconnect my Violin-Baby because she cost too much but now time travelers have come from the future to sue me for killing the person who would write the worlds greatest symphony how do I countersue? Please helpthanks

@DrCalumMiller @DrCalumMiller Please I need to know when the Shareholder’s Profits deem my daughter’s life forfeit, I want to know how much time I have left with my Violinist Kidney-Baby.

You wake up one day attached to a world famous violinist, who is using your kidneys to survive for a few months. The violinist is in fact your daughter, whom you conceived through consensual sex. Are you allowed to k!ll the violinist by dismembering her?

@NVIDIAGeForce #HalfLife2RTX i wan it

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Recent commission #dnd #ttrpg #commissionsopen

@brawlhalla what happened to my hammer? #NintendoSwitch

okay looking back its not that impressive but :v #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

Legitimately the most I've had playing any game. I'm ready for #TearsoftheKingdom! #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

My favorite thing about @DoorDash is that the app is worthless

New hit gamer parody song set to Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball, “I Came Inside a Pokéball”

Been thinking about how many farts I could fit at once.

I think I’d like to try pooping laying down

rude af #KirbyandtheForgottenLand #Kirby #NintendoSwitch

bro #eldenring lookin good on the switch #KirbyandtheForgottenLand #Kirby #NintendoSwitch

im insane #KirbyandtheForgottenLand #Kirby #NintendoSwitch

bug report @nintendo #KirbyandtheForgottenLand #Kirby #NintendoSwitch

@Godlne Was raccoon

@davidthebennett Yes, as long as it isn't a cat or dog :)

Am I allowed to laugh at roadkill if it’s in a funny pose?

The word snigger is a white person cheat code

I play hard, and I piss hard.