Daniel Cohen

once a week for 24 hours, all hate-linking is legal. welcome to NOPE FRIDAY

As much as I love the constant reassurance that Cheech and Chong's gummies are now legal, I think I'm just gonna lurk NBA rumors over here from now on. Say hi:

you can unlock a special 82 OVR emerald version of yourself if you post hog on threads while you're at the nba store

@danielglauser Sort of - the syntax is app.slack.com/client/[worksp…] - the best way to scrape those values is to sign in via the web client, but it’s a little clunky. No attenuated links or built-in shortcuts as far as I know.

Is there a way to deep link to you in a Slack org so people can send you direct messages? I see how you link to a specific message in a channel, trying to send folks a link to message me directly. Kind of like a "calling card".

spelling bee VAR scandal, you fuckin love to see it!

This is, no joke, one of the great sports stories of the year. Must-read stuff.

@Boco_T "when there were no romans or british left to fight" *robert the bruce's music intensifies*

These are from the first few pages. I can’t stop highlighting stuff and screenshotting it because I am laughing and losing my mind.

This thread is for me to post insane stuff from Rickson Gracie’s book. It’s the best book ever written because someone let Rickson write whatever he wanted and didn’t fact check him or edit him.

rodgers: throws four INTs new york post headline with his face crudely photoshopped on a leprechaun's body: AARON GO BLEGGGH

@Ugarles who among us has not poo-pooed in their diapies. it's me. i'm a big boy! wanna watch bluey and look for filthy coded messages!

the ex-baby club has a lot of problematic members tbh

Conservatives standing up like Spartacus shouting "I AM BABY HITLER"

@brokenfuses dude that place is so good, i lived down the street when it opened and it was kind of my private secret for a couple years

Burrata slice at L’Industrie Pizzeria, forget where I heard about this place but this was 🔥

@hilary___b it's so fucking good, the scene where they discover the room full of protein powder, compare their secrets to GAINZ, and immediately start doing chin-ups is peak tv

@falsebinary @numerogroup @s oh hey, me too! paid $280 for a single 2-day VIP, willing to take best offer

@JimValley @UWMedicine I got sick almost exactly three years ago; average wait is about 3-5 years here. Finding a compatible donor has been tough; I have crazy antibodies due to the nature of the autoimmune disease that got me here.

@JimValley @UWMedicine I'm in Syracuse, NY. Flying is an interesting challenge; luckily I'm a day's drive from pretty much anywhere in the Northeast, so I can throw some boxes in my trunk and hit the road without too much difficulty. Getting a break from the daily monotony is huge.

@JimValley @UWMedicine As someone who's been on the list for a few years myself (O+), I know how much dialysis sucks and I'm pulling for you. Let's both beat this shit in 2023.

@Ugarles yeah this thought occurred to me too - he has to have an agent and money manager who are presumably very aware of the value of his likeness going forward. i can't recall anyone EVER having this kind of q rating in WNY, not even allen. they're gonna be careful about that money.

I don't want to be a buzzkill but if this doesn't end up going to Hamlin's rehab (which is almost certainly NFL-funded), distribution of ten million dollars of charitable donations needs real administrative infrastructure.

bunch of kids in Buffalo are getting a Lexus with a giant bow on it

@CraigSJ "cube 2: hypercube" one of the most underrated sequels ever btw

only takes three minutes for a mf to get cubed in cube, you have to respect it

Cube (1997) b/w Sphere (1998) kinda night

@FinancialGuruGG the remix though, disgraceful

@hotdogsladies Why would you order a grilled cheese from "B*tch Don't Grill My Cheese"? Unless it's acting as a subclause: b*tch, don't grill my cheese BY the salad place; there are much better places to grill my cheese. Consult the Sandwich Slut.

@falsebinary most of the shit that passes as festival fare in 2022 could only be redeemed by a good old sparks blackout imo

@ElDandyJason featuring notable wrestlers from the all-atlantic nation of...japan! (i like it too though)