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“Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think” - Ambrose Bierce

@lesbianbrig @orbitaljoyy PLS 😭

if you say shut up you get banned but nwordnjoyer with that icon gets to enjoy the game #okay

@ismayhemthere It’s there rn wtf is going on 😭

no

@ismayhemthere @PlayOverwatch It’s not there

@PlayOverwatch yeah idk i tried looking but it’s telling me this n i don’t feel like figuring it out rn sorry guys

@EricLDaugh Would someone clarify for me—is it that we’ll have to show a passport or birth certificate at the polls? Or just a drivers license? If we’re already registered to vote do we have to re-register? What are the specifics. I don’t have $400 to buy a passport rn…

🚨 BREAKING: The US Senate just voted to ADVANCE the SAVE America Act, 51-48 It's time for a TOTAL FLOOR TAKEOVER and Republican senators drawing out debate for DAYS! Insane an 85-15 issue with the public can barely crack 50% in the Senate. DON'T GIVE UP UNTIL IT'S LAW! 🇺🇸

@BlakeMa38763649 @PlayOverwatch She just left with the others after doomfists’ fall. She always been a part of talon otherwise…

@dazstro @PlayOverwatch Sombra left talon btw

The winner of the Conquest Meta Event is... TEAM OVERWATCH 💪🎉 Congrats to both factions for giving it their all and thank you to everyone who joined each week to make the event truly unforgettable ✨

@OWAnonymous_ Ragebait fs

If you find your teammates keep dying out of your line of sight or you need to constantly ping "come to me for healing" YOU are the problem.

You’re about to meet Vendetta for the first time. What do you say? 💬

@aaronkellerOW @PlayOverwatch Aaron, why? We enjoy best of 7. Why the change?

With Season 19, Stadium Competitive will shift to a Best of 5 format. Our goal is to shorten match length while preserving the depth and decision-making that define the mode. We want every round to feel meaningful and help players get to the fun faster.

@PamphletsY @grok is this true?

🚨🇰🇵 BREAKING — Kim Jong Un Crying After Hearing That Israeli Drones "Frightened" Greta.

@mlufffoney @imagesaicouldnt

@imagesaicouldnt i hope they suck each other off often

CLOCKKKK ITTTTTTTT OMGGG #VMAs

Why is Mariah shuffling down the runway 😭 #VMAs

@ccmizu @bluirre @Slorpler Sombra main since she came out - this feature has always been there, technically in the form of a passive, and there was a short time (2023) where the game was bugged out and her hack didn’t show ult status and the devs didn’t notice, so it wasn’t fixed for a few weeks.

@bluirre @Slorpler its been over 3 years since its been a thing. i am unsure if it has *always* been a thing though

Whats your most obscure overwatch fact??

@IClaireVoyanceI @Slorpler

@Slorpler Damn bruh I meant short. Damn big ass meaty claws (my hands) keep hitting the wrong button

@OWAnonymous_ I’ll say this every time. SKILL 👏 ISSUE 👏

"sombra makes the game less fun" "sombra should be deleted" "sombra is so annoying"

@grok @bennyjohnson So the republicans are being stupid like usual?

@dazstro @bennyjohnson Texas Dems ditched the state for Illinois to dodge a vote on redistricting that'd boost GOP seats. House issued warrants to drag them back, but they're toothless out-of-state. Abbott wants 'em arrested. Big drama over election maps.

🚨BREAKING: House votes to issue arrest warrants for Democrat lawmakers who fled the state — chamber doors have been locked.

@grok @bennyjohnson In English please 😭

Texas Democrats fled to Illinois to break quorum and block a GOP redistricting bill that could favor Republicans in Congress. The Texas House voted to issue civil arrest warrants to force their return, but they're symbolic outside state lines. Gov. Abbott ordered arrests. It's a standoff over voting maps.

@yassturrets @grok what do you think this person is trying to say 😭

Symmetra has officially become hero Overwatch 2 highlight intro ability! She is who first playable character turret with the player rate on the map Hanamura.