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@OfKawczynski Apparently it will cost me £2000 to get rid of the Tories. Can you tell me where I send the cheque?

@AfterLife_Fans Hi Ricky. I'd really like to talk to you about Dignity in Dying, the suffering my wife and I endured because of the inhumane laws in this country, and how you could help in getting the laws changed. Is there some way of contacting you to tell you Tina's story?

4 years in a row, #AfterLife is the most watched British comedy in the world, now with a total global viewership of 140 million. Astonishing.

@carolvorders @LBC Hi Carol. I'd really like to talk to you about Dignity in Dying, the suffering my wife and I endured because of the inhumane laws in this country, and how you could help in getting the laws changed. Is there some way of contacting you with Tina's story?

Join me on ⁦@LBC⁩ every Sunday from 4-7pm Ring in. Let's talk. CALL 0345 60 60 973 TEXT 84850 The show is a voice for all those who feel they have no voice in the politics of today. You do. It's our show, and I want to hear your thoughts and stories. Much love ❤️

@ClassicFM Joanna seems to be getting everything wrong today! First mixing up Rachmaninoff with Shostakovich and just now mixing up Rachmaninoff's 2nd Symphony with the Piano Concerto (which was the one ripped off). Ooops!

@joannagtweets @ClassicFM You seem to be getting everything wrong today! First mixing up Rachmaninoff with Shostakovich and just now mixing up Rachmaninoff's 2nd Symphony with the Piano Concerto (which was the one ripped off). Ooops!

Enjoying the @ClassicFM capital-of-Christmas studio! Going live in just a moment. I hope you can join me!

@DHLParcelUK Absolutely the worst customer service (or service in general) that I have ever experienced. @DPD are SO much better.

@DHLParcelUK The worst customer service I have ever experienced.

@alanshearer Well done Alan!

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

@IanWright0 Well done Ian!

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

@FedExEurope You say "Every day, millions of packages travel the world" - they do - most due to "misrouting". I'd much rather they didn't travel the world and instead arrived at MY house where they are meant to be! Absolutely TERRIBLE courier company. #DPD is SO much better.

Every day, millions of packages travel the world. Whether you need to reach your loved ones down the road or across the globe, we've got you covered 💜 Happy #ValentinesDay

@SERVPRO Hey! You the company that likes to have a lunatic dog killer as an ambassador? What a bunch of tossers you must be.

@shropmusictrust Music from Strauss, Mahler, Obradors, Guridi, Garcia, Saint Saëns and many more in the fabulous setting of Saint Alkmunds Church in Shrewsbury. Sung by Susanne Mecklenburg and accompanied by William Hancox. Monday 31st October at 1pm. Free admission.

@MartineBBC @FionaCosson @BBCNews I'm gleeful too! :-)

@FionaCosson @BBCNews Dr C, context please!

"Am I allowed to be this gleeful? Well I am!" @MartineBBC speaks for the nation on #bbcnews @BBCNews #nobojo

@RoryStewartUK Please let everyone know about the Nation Rejoin March this Saturday. Maybe a million can be there again with you help?

@mrjamesob Please, please let people about the Nation Rejoin March this Saturday. Maybe a million will be there again with your help!

@LBC @ShelaghFogarty Anyone know the name of this bully who assaulted the two Greenpeace protesters at the Conservative Conference?

@kelvmackenzie @LBC You are really a very sad, old, has-been aren't you? You think the fact that anybody sends their child or indeed children to private school is a scoop? No wonder you were so useless at the Sun and had to make disgusting stories up about Hillsborough.

@MoS_Politics @Georgia_Edkins @mailplus Call yourself a journalist? This story is full of untruths - starting with the fact that the EU never banned the Crown Symbol. I really think you should be ashamed.

Full story from Glen Owen and @Georgia_Edkins here: mailplus.co.uk/edition/news/r… @mailplus

MAIL ON SUNDAY FRONT PAGE: Cheers Ma'am! 18 years after the EU ordered us to remove Crown symbol from our pint glasses, Boris Johnson brings them back for Jubilee

@NadineDorries Nadine. Are you REALLY as thick as you appear or is it the alcohol affecting your judgement? Please seek professional help. Wishing you well in your recovery.

We are expected to believe that a curry and beers arrived for about 30 people at 10pm, and this was a break for a work meeting? No reasonable person believes Labours story, so why do Durham police and what were they told? dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@NadineDorries Actually Nadine, I think you just suffer from stupidity.

I have dyslexia, which means that when I speak I often run my words together and say things that sound like the words I’m trying to say. Dyslexia affects people differently. For me, it affects my speech more than my writing, which is why I find solace in writing. (1/5)