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@endofanerajc and king james wood

at least we still have baseball

@Ry_Bass Clean up the relief pitching and Rays will go 157-5

This seems pretty good 👀 #RaysUp

why do i have a little collection of 14,000 photos on my phone? to look at them while flying of course

Ahead of his first regular-season start since August 2, 2023, #Rays ace Shane McClanahan said he’s going to allow himself to feel every ounce of emotion tonight. My report, just ahead of first pitch 👇🏻

it’s been 3 years since i’ve been able to tweet this but it is shane mcclanahan day

@RSNStats 24 pitches

@audiohymn @LankyLewis clark kent

I do not look like any celebrities. I do not look like anybody that's ever lived. My parents found me in a field

@yephph i love vacation

I love spring :)

@JotaroPujo green lady lounge?

The way people talk about Jazz bars online, I totally forgot about the “Bar” aspect of the thing. I went to one in KC and thought “Why the fuck is everyone talking?”

vail thinks i’m a ~young adult~ for 3 more months baby let’s go

@11kmrn u trying to ruin perfectly good wings?

@deangleberry even with wings?

0 #real #eater

I was fired from Block today. I was the PM in charge of changing the default tip option on the Square terminal to start at 40%. Jack replaced me with an AI agent that decides which tip amount to show based on your age, weight, and race. If anyone is hiring product managers, please let me know!

Briar and I are deeply disappointed in the designation of Anthropic as a supply-chain risk. Elon’s refusal to acknowledge that mass government surveillance and fully autonomous weapons are unethical is a serious red flag; and the decision to politicize these red lines is gross

Michigan just ran a segment on the jumbotron in which players gave Valentine’s Day shoutouts to their significant others. Wolverines center Aday Mara said he’s in an open relationship with multiple AI chatbots, including ChatGPT and Claude. The crowd gasped.

could piss off the entirety of gen x if i just have ai create drawings of random intersections that are “being turned into roundabouts” and posting them all over local facebook groups

growing up being asked to turn the water off while we brush our teeth to conserve while the same generation is out here using a week’s worth of water to create an ai caricature whilst also complaining that more data centers are being built to house their data

using a tonie to teach my 1 year old the concept of tap to pay

First ATP title: UNLOCKED 🔓 Learner Tien tops Norrie 6-3 3-6 7-6 in a thrilling encounter in Metz! 🏆 @MoselleOpen | #MoselleOpen

19yo Learner Tien comes back to beat former top 10 Matteo Berrettini 5-7, 6-2, 6-3 and reach his 2nd career ATP SFs in Metz. Youngest semifinalist in Metz since Djokovic in 2006. 30th win of the year -- youngest American to win 30 matches in a season since Roddick in 2002.