River of Time

if you’re not a hobby postmodernist then get away

finally watched Suburban Sasquatch. What a pleeb I was before. @letterboxd

what the fuck is a kilter and why are things always off them?

downstairs neighbor trying to outblast me with her kenwood home speakers and and some Tool. she can’t win.

i wonder if late “90s cgi” will come back into fashion the way “80s style practical fx” did.

Vanilla isn’t bland; it’s a delicious spice, robust with flavor, and one of Mexico’s major contributions to the world.

@Shudder of this year so far, The Power

Tell us your favorite horror film of the year so far.

Great- my neighbor, for the first time in neighbor history, played something I wasn’t repulsed by, and unfortunately also for the first time ever it was on too low to Shazam.

we can’t have world peace until people stop looking to pitchfork as a valid source of musical taste.

@consequence @elonmusk please buy it and burn it and sue anyone for listening to it.

Red Hot Chili Peppers are selling their song catalog for $140 million: cos.lv/USbb30rGEYJ

@consequence @TheDaveLombardo @GregKurstin @JimmyKimmelLive @foofighters please god make it stop

Dave Grohl, his daughter Violet, Krist Novoselic, @TheDaveLombardo, and @GregKurstin are teaming up for a performance on @JimmyKimmelLive: cos.lv/FmPN30rFCRb

tonight downstairs they’re cranking “Popular Monster”by Falling in Reverse. Shazamed it. just that song full blast then silence.

@pitchfork there is no future. - mark fisher

Music for dance floors of the future p4k.in/v6XY4H5

downstairs neighbor blasting music so loud i was able to shazam it. it was Three Days Grace “Animal I have Become.”

@Emmys that’s a realistic goal

I’m gonna make an Instagram account and buy a bunch of fake followers so I can apply to become a Bang brand ambassador and get a bunch of free Bang energy drinks, as a side quest

@Emmys saw that 😂

Not only did this bitch on NextDoor report a car to the city, now she’s pissed that it’s taking too long for them to tow it

@pitchfork this is Late Wokism, right?

Before she was born, Luca Yupanqui’s parents used “biosonic MIDI technology” to convert her movements in the womb to music notes. The result is this new album p4k.in/Dep6P3F

@Jimmytheworm no no no. you also need to know if the music is suspenseful, eerie, or ominous.

there was a brief cross section in my life where i was simultaneously a Tool fan and a Ween fan.

closure is some fucked up shit