Faizan Malik

Just want to say that this shit paid off and I now officially work at a label 😤

nothing says transplant like asking for a “cheese slice”

Hopefully next year you don’t have to move to another city 🙏🏾

The plan: - a couple cold ones - head to the bar with the fellas - play creed on the touch tunes - speak to ZERO girls - start naming obscure patriot wide receivers - wake up with all my credit cards in my wallet

Sweep incoming 🧹

Let’s go Mr. Brunson

no more tech twitter threads for the love of god

𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐌! The Bruins (31-5) have advanced to the Sweet 16 for the third consecutive season with tonight’s win against Northwestern at the @Golden1Center in Sacramento. #GoBruins | #MarchMadness

speaker knockerz would’ve been one of the biggest hip hop artists ever

@jos_ebooks im scared for may 25th

usually i scream “next!” when i don’t like a dj’s song choice in their set. last night i apparently thought of a more polite way to share my feelings -

Welcome to WatchMojo, today we're looking at Don Draper's top 10 most insane life decisions... Number 10, that time he pretended to be giving away refrigerators so he could get into the home of the ex-husband of a waitress he slept with.

@julianfkelly day 3 of asking julian to make it say rotisserie chicken

@julianfkelly day 2 of asking julian to make it say rotisserie chicken (but take your time king)

Spent a couple hours making a scrollable, radial text marquee that supports any string length in Origami

@heywilldailey @KnicksMuse jeremy tyler

@KnicksMuse Ramon Sessions.

Name the most random Knicks player ever

@hefstradamus lets goooo

im in nyc 2/28-3/3 tap inwards

@hefstradamus pull up king

@dizzeehendrix shit. i might have to

nat sold out baby's all right a month before the show :')

Kyrie Irving