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@honeymoon250 👋 me and I still love them

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

@LoudMiamiFan You need to see a dr asap Mental health specialist

LMF’s 2026 MLB PREDICTIONS: NL East: Phillies Central: Cubs West: Dodgers WCards: Padres, DBacks, Marlins AL East: BlueJays Central: Tigers West: Rangers Wcards: Yankees, Orioles, Royals WS teams: Dodgers vs Orioles WORLD SERIES WINNERS: Orioles suprise the world!

@JonFromMaspeth Look mom it’s almost summer the blimp is already out….

We got Juan Soto out here missing the Yanks

@MiserableMet He definitely bet on this game

I never heard the end of this when I was in 4th grade

@ImGinnyRobinson Not all, just you and the other millions of toothless high school dropouts

Trump made us all look like IDIOTS for believing in him.

@uscfan981 Anthony Rendon

Name a 3rd baseman that doesn’t get enough love. I’ll start, Troy Glaus.

@CodifyBaseball Mets are even higher, just out of control

DODGERS HOME OPENER TICKET PRICES MY GOODNESS

@BBGreatMoments MetLife

What’s the worst ballpark, arena, or stadium you’ve ever been to?

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

@lady_valor_07 I am going to guess “too much”

How much do you think I spent? This is a Kroger store! Closest one gets a 🏆

@Jesii_ca_M No, I consider it obese because it is.

Do you consider this fat?

@Akir_a997 My wife

name something you NEVER feel guilty spending money on

@notcee_fan Taking the cash and saying “thank you god”

As a child of god what's your next move?

Pete Alonso can’t wait for opening day at Camden Yards. So much so that he’s watched YouTube videos of past opening day ceremonies. “I’m beyond stoked.”

@Stan6540 @CaseyJ_516 Keep sucking Pete cock Enjoy

@Stan6540 @CaseyJ_516 Awww I hurt your feelings? I’m sorry I didn’t know you were dating Pete

Hmmmm. Polanco at first base looks great!

@rawsalerts You have to be crazy to want to work for this government, so money well spent

🚨#BREAKING: According to reports United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent roughly $19,000 from campaign funds toward psychiatric services.

@wanfiller @msliababyy Sell her pussy for a commission

@msliababyy As a man what can I do to pay for a car like this?🤨🤔

My pu$$y paid for this car 😳

@twinewss She’s like a well trained puppy “play dead”