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@_adepejuh That's where "b£@ting my meat" come in

Sometimes I wonder how the Vaseline company is holding up, because one container basically last you for 70 years

@Hon_Jesugbemi I will never understand the need for this routine public interrogation of suspected crimin@|s.

Involve me Involve me 🥹💔

@officialtwinny Some behaviors are not meant for public display

Shoutout to Women who marry such Men so that we don’t have to 🥂

@pmcafrica How did he know he could do this?

So the air pressure k1lled them 🤔

@Mappy6984 Just pray your doctor/nurse is able to locate your cervix easily during insertion.

The more you know

@EmilyRose120203 Condom then withdrawal. 2FA.

Condom or withdrawal?

@luxemiaa So your audition period ended yesterday and the lead role went to someone else.

The guy who was chasing to date me for last 6 months got married yesterday with someone else, posted a picture with caption "7 years of togetherness". I am in generational shock.

@Reganuvo Their woman wrapper no be here

Fact about guys built like this?

@TheVibeBandit Kids always win

Finally bro solved the problem 🙂

@Rileystill02 Pull a messi - drive the ball into box 18 and score

As a professional Gamer, who are you passing? 🤔

@yabaleftonline This babe really get government time. Continue with the n€ck pre$$ing abeg.

“Good morning Nigerians. I got here by 6 am, and there’s no bus. I actually thought this change was permanent. Were we fööled?” — Ella the BRT content creator bemoans.

@ehvrmony Okay kindly recommend the one a responsible man should have

As a responsible young man, you’re not supposed to have tinder on your phone. It’s a red flag 🚩, especially when you’re in a relationship…

@Simon_Ingari So throughout the initial stages they never requested you to turn on your camera to see your face

My manager has been secretly interviewing candidates to replace me on the team. So I applied for the job using another email. Tomorrow is the final interview. Only one candidate emerged as the top choice He still doesn’t know the candidate is me.

@dammiedammie35 Gen Z Parents are spending more time creating contents than raising their children.

Woman Laughs Through Reaction Video After Kids Br£ak Rear Windshield of Husband's Car🥹🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

@mrwtffacts The kid on the left has a lot to say

In Brazil, a 19-year-old-old woman gave birth to twins with two different biological fathers confirmed by DNA. She conceived them after being with two different men on the same day.

@the_Lawrenz Like say nah so e easy

If you want to earn X revenue today… follow the Oscars award show later tonight and get creative and witty with your tweets. You will penetrate Yankee twitter and get good ad revenue 😌

At church today. How much can you hold back that smile?

@rik22ky @yabaleftonline Done

@dockykay @yabaleftonline Mutuals

My one month rent here in the US is one year rent in Nigeria. If I was in Nigeria I would have pay 12 years rent in advance because that’s what I pay in a year here” — Lord Lamba reveals

@OrevaZSN Maybe because new music requires learning new lyrics.

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.