Rob Johns

@RekietaMedia @MutatedPanda42 Hell is by nature and definition NOT holy.

JOE BIDEN JUST SAID MIDWEST STORMS DIDN'T HAPPEN BEFORE TRUMP HOLY FUCKING HELL. IT'S CALLED TORNADO ALLEY FOR A REASON, YOU DIAPER CLAD IDIOT.

What genius predicted that a Jets/Broncos matchup in Week 4 might even been slightly relevant enough to put on Thursday Night Football? YEEESH!!

@b_johns35 This is how I used to win the 100 m dash in that one Wii game.

@Super70sSports You could buy your tickets at Excel Sundries in KCK.

$20 ringside and I guarantee you not one person regretted that decision.

@Creagarmania Have you ever seen “Eye of the Needle”? It’s a WWII thriller starring Donald Sutherland(1981).

Well, thus ends this weekend's double feature. Rear Window was the better of the two, but I mostly enjoyed them both. See you next week for some Jordan Peele level scare.

Well, inspired by @docrobjohns, I will be double double featuring tonight with TWO Alfred Hitchcock classics, both starting the great James Stewart. First up: Rear Window. Then. Vertigo. Don't worry @Reckstarr, the Jordan Peele double feature will be next weekend!

@TAZ33254 @kobestopper1 @Super70sSports @friedchicken523 I also liked Bag O’ Hydrochloric Acid.

@kobestopper1 @Super70sSports @friedchicken523 Nothing like a nice match of Yard Jarts followed by rousing game of Bag O' Glass #MainwayInc

Anybody up for some burgers and CPR later?

@Super70sSports “Who loves ya, baby?”

I’m going to buy this car and just drive around town pretending I’m a guest star who just committed a crime on Kojak.

@Creagarmania The Birds. The Shining.

Okay, I am starting to get into my weekend double features. So far they have been exclusively horror, and I think, at least through October, I am going to keep that up. Anyone have suggestions as to what I should double up on this weekend?

@Royals @solerpower12 Pine tar incident. #5foreverRoyal

Without saying the player’s name, what’s your favorite Royal known for? (Let’s make this interesting... one person will win a signed @solerpower12 ball. 👀) #RoyalsFanAppreciation

@KSeaboldt A version of Hillary Swank with a load of meth. Hillary Crank

A version of Hillary Swank that stole something from Snoop Dogg in 1993. Hillary Gank

Not sure if this is the best Holthus call ever, but it's among the goofiest. Bonus Charger lament.

@brookenbee Go cup.👍👍👍

@jjmblog @KSeaboldt And Green Bay is apparently in Minnesota.

🧐 Hmm.

@TheAmazingSW Romo’s claim that Herbert only got one or two reps with the first team sounded pretty thin when he said it during the broadcast. Clearly Herbert was prepared. And, yes, game-ending QB injuries don’t happen during warm-ups. Fine them.

The Chargers totally pulled a rope a dope by claiming Tyrod Taylor was injured in warmups. Bullshit. No warm up activity is going to get someone's chest injured. They tried to pull a fast one and throw the Chiefs off by starting Herbert. Let the Herbert overreactions begin.

@nviccione @jbbrisco Puff pastry recipe: water flour butter. Where’s the yeast?

@jbbrisco A pasty by nature is leavened with yeast while pancake is leavened with baking soda. I’m gonna go ahead and see myself out now.

POLL: Is a pancake a pastry?

@Super70sSports They are still sipping bottles of Manza Champagne at the Umpire State Building.🥂⚾️🐰

Baseball Bugs is the GOAT Looney Tunes cartoon, don’t @ me.

@nate_bukaty ‘Specially them tall ones...🍺🏈🥴

@docrobjohns Beer security is paramount.

😲

@atrupar Unfortunately, one of his friends(Epstein) is no longer able to spend time with him.

Trump rants about how he lost all of his friends & no longer goes to dinner with people, where he'd have discussions about "you don't want to know what we talked about. It was none of your business." He then says "the people I like the best are the people who are less successful"

The Trump Superspreader Tour 2020 has come to Mosinee, Wisconsin. And irony has already been murdered as "Fortunate One" plays before Trump's speech.

@Eamonn120 @mariellam Peanut butter and mayonnaise. Heavy on both. White bread only.

@mariellam Bananas and mayonnaise, there is no better sandwich