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@DwightWedding @oldenoughtosay South (central ish) England and they're both spatulas

so one could argue the Americas did get a bit of pestilent revenge...

(in the origin of aids)

@J_J_Kennedy re your foot note on syphilis, Jaques Pepin argues that compulsary injections to treat syphilis played a large role in the early spread of HIV

@jen_out_of_ten Jesus. I found myself going back to blusky a couple of days ago. Much less horrible but still quite dull.

@TRidesmith ha, I just saw that... nope I don't think legislation has been passed

@donalde I have another question

my mate who works in the royal mint told me about this astonishing feature on the new £50 notes and we've been avidly waiting for a king charles fifty to test it out - today we got one and can confirm that it does indeed work

@LRBbookshop Magnificent. Quite wonderful.

the staff members will sleep in golden torcs beneath unvisited barrows. only the storm-caller will remain, silent now, guarding the till. the card machine will have lost its former semblance. he will wield it now in the guise of the dark blade Baleful

@toutovlepo that would be cool

@donalde I don’t really have a portfolio yet. I just sold a few test pieces to some friends. Hopefully when I finish my next few commissions, I’ll post them here!

I realized I probably should put a touch mark on my knives now that people are buying them (wild), so I decided on just a simple Σ. You know, for my surname. About which my own wife asks, “Is that because you’re skibidi sigma?”

something that impresses me about European away fans - how's some fella from Augsburg got a number for a Wednesday night in Birmingham?

@ShadiBartsch I asked it to write me a slightly bawdy poem in Linear A and it was completely unintelligable.

@steinkobbe Whereas clash of civilisations played through an angry fog of weed smoke is much better 😂

The first time he said this I thought it was a rare case of him telling a joke that was kind of funny, but now I realize he's being serious and keeps saying it because he's bad at playing chess so he has come up with a little speech why the game is stupid

@puneetsingh DMX was the darkness

If you're in Reading, look out for this! An evening of folk horror shorts at @Rdng_bsct_fctry 🎃

@jen_out_of_ten please tell me that wrap came with 0.6g of dodgy charlie in it along with the jesus bothering

@Matt_Muir I like that Orcs were people from south London 😂

Do we think he knows that Warhammer started life as a fairly blunt satire of 80s Conservatism/Thatcherism? I feel this is the line of questioning the media needs to focus on

@TRidesmith @So_mmel_ier 99 Scavino Roche dell’ Annunziata was the most recent casualty 😭

@donalde @So_mmel_ier The ones with the biggest platforms saying ‘fine’ wine needs cork & who rail the loudest about alt closures. (this was the expand your brain thread plea)

If you don’t understand why all wine should be under stelvin, i cannot help you but you need to read a book and get a palate.

@TRidesmith @So_mmel_ier Sad thing is there are huge chunks of the wine world who’ll stay for cork regardless of the bottles they pour down the sink.

@TRidesmith @So_mmel_ier Same. Have had the 73 also (1st vintage under screw cap) was phenomenal but the 81/85 comparison seemed more pointed.