Dr Glen “Brain” Splendor, USA Inc

@gbaroth Glen & the Oracle Two Glistening Toads (pop up) Estair Fontanelle’s

now that everyone’s gonna be out of town for the next two weekends for Coachella, these are the best restaurants to go to: Help

@drofnavmod vegan donuts

The goal of DIY clout isn’t to release meaningful art or help your community, it’s all about playing in a band long enough to open a screen printing shop that you can then do union busting at when the employees get a little mouthy

@oceana_roll sleping

What are your favorite free or cheap activities in Los Angeles?

Doolittle is a far better record than Surfer Rosa and it isn’t even close, my god

I enjoy the succulent bubble gum chew of a slice of raw tenderloin but cleaning this piece of meat also brings me great joy. Ripping apart the separate muscles and peeling off fat and other membranes by hand . Sharpening the knife. Sliding it under the silver skin. I’ve usually had my fill by the time the process is done

@mtracey BAHAHAHAHAHA

Finish the job, Mister President. For Charlie.

@marklevinshow make sure to fondle the balls a bit

PERFECT SPEECH

@ksorbs bro you haven’t worked in 20 years get a grip

Because we're at work.

@Acyn BEAUTIFUL DEPLOYMENT MUSTACHE what the fuck

Hegseth: I witnessed lethality. I met a junior airman as the sun was going down and a chill was setting on the tarmac, who, when asked what they needed, she simply looked up at me with a sly smile on her face and said, more bombs, sir, and bigger bombs. We will happily oblige her.

Couldn’t be an ICE officer. No way ICE would allow an officer to be out there by himself with no backup. This guy should have shot people and it would have been reasonable use of self defense under the circumstances. These goons were inflicting great bodily harm.

@DigitalVagrant gay

Alcohol withdrawal is brutal but I'm going to do this. I have to.

@officer_Lew hahahaha

BREAKING🚨: Video footage emerging from the No Kings protest in Honolulu appears to show tourists attacking a man in ICE uniform, beating him unconscious and continuing to punch and kick him on the ground.

@somewheresy @jinijane_ i have been saying this

@jinijane_ We must use AI to mindfry the baby boomers into losing power. It’s the only chance we have

My high school neighbourhood just elected a local 59yo councilwoman who campaigned in the local paper with an AI photo. Her statement: ‘I used an internet program to enhance the image because the resolution of the photo was bad. It’s simply my photo, that really is me. I use medication that’s why I look a bit different now. But yes, I do look much younger than my age. When I’m out with my son people think I’m his girlfriend. I hear that I look super young for my age all the time.’

@libriscent oooo a pistol

Not many people know this, but if you’re someone who needs alone time, the love of your life will be attached to your hip.

@SheaSerrano oh. i thought this was dumb and dumber

when he dodged an attack by dropping down into the splits and then uppercutted the guy in the dick

@elonmusk u retard

💯

@arielxpink you know it always made me upset when you were an insufferable cunt to me at parties in front of our friends. but now you’re a washed up loser that nobody cares about and i’m dead so things are great

i love how life turns out. Trump is our President. Pro Israel. Not Woke. could be worse.

@ColdCave23 i suppose i may be the only one to have played with Damo Suzuki & Juan Atkins

Guessing I’m the only one who’s played with Depeche Mode and Anal Cunt. I like this thread.

@trvechoo from riverside

@CooterDukeIII @druski yes

@druski Yea, make fun of a woman whose husband was assassinated just six months ago. Real funny.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸