John “The Hog” Woodman

Drinking beer you can name in places you definitely can afford

Mike T vs Harbaugh coming to an end along with Crosby vs Ovi

@RREnthusast He’s playing

To my pens friends play Crosby you cowards. Berlin is surrounded. Also someone make something catastrophic happen in Philly

The worst person you know is still not as bad as a Rory glazer

@pokeywvu Just spitballing you know

@drunkhogman You talking Twitter or actual shit in a bowl or a secret third thing

This shit genuinely corrupt me

@WVURowingKing Proceed👍🏼

Permission for a white boy to participate in fuck a freshman Friday?

@RREnthusast @pokeywvu This is 09, pens won cup

@drunkhogman @pokeywvu The Washington capitals beat the Pittsburgh penguins in the second round of the Stanley cup playoff

@pokeywvu and all my WVU fans that cheer for the Israeli penguins we might see the last ovi sid game this weekend so here is this for the timeline. Hopefully the pens lose by a billion like God intended

@RonDriskell_jr Control what you can control Ron. No sense in stressing yourself out in things out of your control

@ClaranceBallz @RonDriskell_jr

@RonDriskell_jr Let’s go Ron!

@seidel_cam @penguins

@penguins I love you.

I cannot believe this pens team is going to playoffs. Not only that but they are built for a deep run. Go all out one last time for the core.

Please don’t run @DMcChunks

Oh I’m just chilling out

@BlueLotBussin @RonDriskell_jr

Guys really have a gif of a pig getting ejaculated on standby

@RonDriskell_jr I’m coming

@RonDriskell_jr Don’t let it upset you that much

@RonDriskell_jr The camera man