magnets

can i come over and stand in your front porch light

i suffer through the snow cone for the free gumball

@TiltedGuy98 nobody is doing it like Uline

@dustbole This is new tech

i love to receive emails from a beautiful girl

does anybody want to come over and follow me into the dark

be advised chat

the walmart cashier said i was a “young looking guy” (im a girl) so i stole two 9volt batteries

DAILY OBJECT 1287: QUESTION MARK CANDLE

i just don’t resonate with any of these 🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️ @Apple do better

had a dream my credit score went up a few points

one time i ran into my uncle at the grocery store and that was really weird

this is a bounce home

@biopurrr wouldn’t have it any other way

@dustbole Cat things ❤️

my cat who i love very much poured ice water on my head in the middle of the night

doctors are saying Tetris is good for you

why does my cat stand in front of the microwave

what is a normal amount of thinking

i have reason to believe my late guinea pig is now my guardian angel

when you know you know type shit

that’s between me and God and Klarna