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Jason Wilkes
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Jason Wilkes
@dynamic_linker
Author of Burn Math Class. CEO of job. Rabbi of the emerging sect of 'The Yahwist was Satire' Judaism. (Philo+Anti)semitism enjoyer. Writing sequel to bible.
Austin, TX شامل ہوئے Ekim 2017
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@BuffaloRon @supertrucker do not fear death great buffaro
ancient man all die, but still funny
before i die, i reave you my final secret
this is ancient chinese wisdom
joke go like this:



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@BuffaloRon @supertrucker it is a ok
the meme died with honor
now take this sword 🍆
it beronged to my father
carve new post with its blade until morning
and remember ancient haiku
> three women kanji
> mean many things, not just rape
> but always funny
then you will understand




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@BuffaloRon @supertrucker Sir this is great sadness.
Never destroy you art, even if wrong.
Shame is dishonorable.
Only most retarded survive here.
Unprug your mind and ret it frow.
This is twitter.
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@talafar47 @May_Roma in america, third degree black belt of drunken master racism style just walk around out in open, paint masterpiece, give away for free
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immigration officer 1: next
immigration officer 2: describe the will smith slap incident
日本人: uh... "shameful because no finishing move"
immigration officer 1: (whispers something)
immigration officer 2: welcome to america, here's your marlboro sword, there's a qr code on the back, take a picture of that each time you clear an acre of minneapolis and the land is yours
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ウィル・スミスのビンタ事件では、酷く妻を侮辱されたウィルが怒るのは当然だという意見が大半なのだ。そもそも、表彰の舞台で他人の名誉を傷つけるなんて許されないという意見も多い。しかし、アメリカでは真逆の反応だと伝え聞いている。
本当なのだろうか?
小倉ひろあき@HiroakiOgura13
ウィル・スミスへのニュースを子供らとぼんやり見てたんですが、子供らに「アメリカでは批判的らしい」と伝えたところ 反応が「トドメを刺さなかったから?」という予想外のものでビビる。 まさかの士道不覚悟……
日本語

@TheRoyalSerf remember a few years ago when everything was like this?
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@babarganesh i hear this is what quitting drugs is like but i have little to no experience with that so wheee!
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アメリカ人「日本を第51州にせよ」日本人「うるせえよ。アメリカが日本の48番目の県になるんだよ」→ 世界を巻き込んだ大喜利大会はじまる
newsbrewing.net/american4
・メリ県で草
・日本がまるごと州になったら人口1位でアメリカの覇権取れるだろw
・こんなおっきい県初めて♡
・ハワイはそのうち日本のそばに来るから気長に待てばいいのでは?
・アメリカ全体で一県はヤバいだろ
日本語

heil the eternal kawaii reichs empire of whatever this is ね
Shine Moon@ShineMo40710472
@kokesi_nojob 50 states and 47 prefectures. 97 stars.
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and we heard a voice of one crying in the wilderness, saying
when you mix the yellow man of japan autotranslate twitter with the pink man of gen z white power twitter and add water, an unexpected chemical reaction occurs and that's why we call it chemistry
-the rise and shine of the fourth reich, 名無し publishing, 0x10 P.A.
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