Evan Wathington

I’ll wait to form my opinion on the #OS26 redesign until @flyosity finishes counting pixels. Whatever he says will be my final opinion on the matter.

Bracket Pair Colorization will change your life.

Did @Realrclark25 preach a revival before the #MNF game?

We had a good run.

@akwesq Clarence Thomas would be proud.

Why are we acting like <insert your favorite mumble rapper> ever had a coherent thought? The bar for entry is so low and then we’re shocked when the artists are even lower than the bar.

I remember when jjjjound was just a dope website. Now…International Canadian Designer of the Year! Clap for ‘em.

“Glenn O’Brien wasn’t strolling Bond Street in Gucci slides…” apple.news/Ab6fOCRFPThmws…

Real coffee lovers never wash their mug. You just keep pouring.

Let’s make #podcast show notes great again.

I know ESPN has had some layoffs, but could they hire a guy who can stop the app from crashing?

Gotta love default creds at the coffee shop.

Serious question: Has anyone thrown a jab since Tommy Hearns?

Can Cam Smith get his parking space back at TPC Sawgrass? Asking for a friend. #LIV #PGATour

#LIV guys gotta wear pants now.

Can’t wait to use VisionPro at the beach.

@Ithink_Epic @WhitlockJason Has your pastor ever preached from any of the below Scriptures? If so, he's passing judgement on sexual immorality just like God is. 1 Corinthians 6:13 Colossians 3:5 Ephesian 5:3 Hebrews 13:4 Mathew 5:32 1 Thessalonians 4:3-4

@WhitlockJason A Pastors job is to preach the word of God not to be judgmental about people’s marital or relationship status. You completely made an irrelevant statement that is unacceptable and untrue. It’s not my bishop’s job to scold me for having a child before marriage

Look, I wish preachers would call out the insanity and corrosiveness of the baby-mama culture we've normalized. If preachers did their jobs, I wouldn't say a word. I know how screwed up I am. But this matriarchal worship is killing us.

@lmckr They’re called Plumcots on the West Coast‼️

My newest Trader Joe’s obsession Apriums. It’s a juicy explosion.

@Carnage4Life One of the greatest tweets of all-time.

@conservmillen I knew someone whose real name was “Willie Williams”. Let me know what you find out! I’m curious too!

If you named your son something like John Johnson or Tommy Thompson, I would like to hear from you. No judgment. But my whole life I’ve just wondered about the thought process behind this.