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"good" night. sure OK David.

Not just two Black presidents, but two hot Black presidents.

nobody: my kid: 100,000 WATER balloons?

BREAKING: I’m still with her.

JK Rowling isnt even an athlete but she’s the sorest damn loser of this Olympics. Horrible example of sportsmanship, humanity, class.

@BoulderOEM Thank you!

100% CONTAINMENT STONE CANYON FIRE: This will be the final post on Boulder ODM social media for updates about the Stone Canyon Fire now that all evacuations and road closures have been lifted and the fire is 100% contained. For additional information about Stone Canyon Fire response, follow Lyons Fire Protection District on Facebook Lyons Fire Protection District and on Instagram @LyonsFireCO. Information on the investigation into the cause of the fire, or the investigation into the associated fatality, will come from the @BldrCOSheriff . A website has been set up to assist with recovery for the Stone Canyon OR Lake Shore fires: bouldercounty.gov/disasters/wild…. This website will provide information and resources during the recovery and rebuilding process for those impacted by the fires.

I re-downloaded twitter because of Kamala + Olympics but it’s all weird now.

I’ve been silently cursing whichever neighbor has been leaf blowing for the past 20 min before I just realized it’s my husband inflating the pool for our kids 🫠

every year around this time i'm reminded of my greatest parenting decision to date: NOT starting that stupid Elf on the Shelf 😜

cool cool cool that the first news i heard this morning was another supreme court case brought by a bigoted Colorado woman 🙃

water are we back on Twitter?

@Blithe did you punch him in his face?

An engineer told me today “I don’t know what your background is but this isn’t some Ruby on Rails CRUD app we’re working on.” 🙃

Livewire Data Platform Expands Access to Transportation Project Data Sets nrel.gov/news/program/2…

How data sharing revs up mobility decisions gcn.com/data-analytics… via @GCNtech

@jesserker @mujiusa pens are best. that online megamart has decent knockoffs.

who else needs to handwrite everything? do you have a pen that is your ride or die?

not gonna call this veiled racism but damn they will NOT be altering that cocoa!

BREAKING: Gen Z and young Millennials under 30 voted at such a high level and skewed for Dems so much we canceled out every voter over age 65 across the US house races.

And Jfc tell me you’re a former tumblrer without telling me you’re a former tumblrer. They just keep coming. Can’t stop won’t stop.

It’s both creepy af and servicey that my iPhone reminded me that tomorrow is a holiday and I should turn off my alarm. (I do not get the holiday off but that’s neither here nor there)

@reluctanteng @GoryDetails 😭😭😭