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#asoiaf Aegon V and ser Duncan the tall after yet another tuesday at the small council

Egg's pushiness would be subtle. He's frustrated and hurting. Maybe he doesn't even realize he's doing it. He'd shift from "have you so little faith in your king" to "look at me, I'm still your Egg" to stop Dunk's resistance

Thinking about Dunkegg revoked consent noncon/ dubcon. So after duncan + the twins + daeron, egg'd tell dunk to not refuse him whenever Dunk tried to say stop. Internalized victim blaming cause Dunk'd think he could've physically stopped it if he really didn't want it

Dunkmaekar lowkey

@vixlyria People can hear them so the king denies it, saying Betha isn't a smallfolk--accidently hurting Dunk who is standing nearby

lyonel raging on egg after the betrothal between their children is broken, lyonel telling him that his eldest son must have inherited falling in love with the smallfolk from his father

rereading my favorite dunkegg fic again 🥰

@ghstnotfound @vixlyria Asking the important question

@vixlyria can they even have a threesome without egg and lyonel beefing for dunk

king egg x ser dunk x lyonel threesome could have prevented lyonel’s rebellion

@daughtercest Dunk in extra danger because girl egg could actually babytrap him once she reached puberty

shock horror princess betrothed 2 her brother kidnapped by hedge knight

dunk not knowing egg is a girl bc bald head + too young to hit puberty yet

@slim3puppy @vixlyria sorry for the jumbled sentences I hope it's understandable

@slim3puppy @vixlyria This is just my 2 cent but imo canon aerions action toward egg has no genuine sexual intent despite it's still being SA. Like he's not /really/ wanna marry egg he's saying mysogynist shit to scare & undermine egg and so it can be explained by many things other than trauma

theyre doing psychoanalysis and cbt on aerion without addressing the cocsa

@incestangel @ghstnotfound I gaf about fake child molester dunk 🥀 He'd only touch egg tho not a fake child

@ghstnotfound like who gaf abt fake child molester dunk when real child molester aerion is involved

if #they were real tradjoshis, they would be fine with or at least tolerate dunkegg and mind their own business and not start shit.

@ghstnotfound Ngl I see it less about the ship and more about clowning aerion??? Like who tf would be unironically offended at aerion's behalf

if another tweet of mine gets more than 20 likes, i'm gonna go priv bro. these ppl cannot be pressed about a tweet that doesn't even have 100 likes lol

@incestangel 😭😭

and mind u theres like 10 dunkegg shippers total and all of them have liked this tweet

@trailerparkvamp @rapeselle SAME. Like I would think about stuff to do with dunk and most of the times the best person who fits in the dynamic is aerion. But it's clear that people hate my vision for the ship soooo

@rapeselle i hate that i'm a closet d*nkaerion cos i love that they're SUCH PERFECT FOILS, but yeah just end up avoiding it by association so....dunkariselle only for me

@trailerparkvamp Oh waiiiiiit 👀 Him having a wet dream of dunkegg puppy play

@eggakgae bet king!egg in his dream said this and it worked

The fact that he is so confident to shoot his shot, thinking that he had a chance with Dunk because of that dream where he's roleplaying as Egg. Much to think about...

@trailerparkvamp It's the ~confidence~ that is killing me. He really thought his "be my dog" pick up line would work

@eggakgae FRRRR COS WHY WAS HE ACTING LIKE DUNK WAS HIS FATED BOYFRIEND

@ghstnotfound Such was the case for those who tried to steal dunkegg nachos. Can't beat the OG

@eggakgae daemon ii tried to steal dunkegg nachos and flopped

@trailerparkvamp They want our response so bad huh

ah lads, they found the child left behind:

@maidenvaults Yeah and he also didn't ask what is to7 cause he already knew all about it. So sad that they took out the whole maekar (harshly) explaining to7 to dunk and gave the lines to aerion instead

the show had maekar scoff at “andal foolery” but i do like that book maekar seems to be pretty religious